#askwarlic

[justanothalyehr]

The archmage comes in with the picnic basket, only to turn around and walk back out upon seeing Voyna there.

Traitorous wizard! What about science?!

[ask-warlic]

*Lobs a snickers and a blanket at you* Have a snack and take a nap, maybe you'll feel less eeby deeby

[justanothalyehr]

*He hands her a book titled: Basics of Infernal Engineering"*

.... What's this?

[ask-warlic]

What does your wedding gown look like, I wonder? Can you still wear white at this point? Can you even enter a Church without it setting alight?

Admittedly, I do have no intention of wearing white. Maybe for my first marriage, but no. You've got me there, anon, though I did wear the traditional red for my first wedding in the Infernal Realm, ahhhhh but that was a lifetime ago.

As for setting a church alight, hmmmm, well if I did that you'd be right at home, wouldn't you? I don't recall adding random imps to the guest list.

As for my dress robes (why do they call them that? Robes is literally another language for dress) is still at the tailor's. You'll just have to wait.

[ask-warlic]

to the twins: If you could trade places with your siblings either now or at an earlier time, would you have? additionally, how would you have handled your sibling's life situations differently if given the chance?

Warlic: I'm not sure I could, in good faith, betrayal my sister like that.

Warlic: Maybe if we did switch places, she wouldn't make the mistakes I did. I am a selfish man, if I could spare myself heartbreak and suffering I would. But that the cost of my sister? I can't.

Warlic: Even if my life would be better.

Warlicia: I have... thought about it.

Warlicia: Looked into alternate realities where it may have happened. Where I took charge for my brother and bore his burdens instead.

(Cw: violence, fire, explicit burning)

Warlicia: It still doesn't End well some of the time.

Warlicia: I can change my own behavior, but not those around me.

[ask-warlic]

Have you had any really awkward situations with Cysero, and someone found out? If so, which is the weirdest and how did it happen? (I'm on the final stages of a caffeine crash. I am very tired.)

DEAN: Well, I mean Jaania found out about some of the more intimate details of our relationship....

DF: I don't think they were talking to you.

DF: As for the weirdest thing... (Warning: Artistic nude below the cut)

[Careless Whisper plays in the middle distance]

DF: Xan found out about that one.

DF: ... Where did he get all that bacon anyway?

[ask-warlic]

Who are you REALLY, Warlic?

Haha, someone's asking the right questions.

But I'll never tell.

[ask-warlic]

i am the slime guardian, guadian of the slime

BROSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE YOU!