#askwhirl

[ask-mtmte-whirl]

Whirl- the deadpool of the lost light.

"I’m not ‘dead' and I'm certainly not a 'pool’. If you want a pool of dead I’ll be happy to whip something up for you. Just need to find me a  few Decepticons.”

[ask-mtmte-whirl]

That's the simplest explanation I could give you.

"Well, at least it was short. I already forgot what we were talking about."

[ask-mtmte-whirl]

I'll keep it short. Two humans do the do and nine months later there is a little human! The adult humans then get to care for the little human for eighteen years.

"I don’t get it."

[ask-mtmte-whirl]

Can we be friends? If yes, what type of friends?

"What the frag do you mean 'what type' ? The friendly type, of course. I don’t know??

What kind of friends do you think we should be?”

[ask-mtmte-whirl]

I challenge you to a game of rock paper scissors!

"Ahhh, frag you, dude. Not cool. What did I ever do to you?”

[ask-mtmte-whirl]

Do you consider yourself sexy, hot?

“‘Consider’? Hell, I am fraggin’ sexy, hot! Just ask Cyclonus… err..on second thought, don’t ask Cyclonus..”

[ask-mtmte-whirl]

*pokes* Hello Whirl, how are you tonight?

“What the frag?!..Oh it’s you.” squints his optic.”uhh..I’m alright I guess, just had some drunk fragger tell me I have dick-nipples. But I must admit, he had a nice pair of wings on him, it’s always the pretty ones that seem to find one little unattractive trait about me.”

[ask-mtmte-whirl]

Have you ever been confused with Shockwave?

“You think my beautiful features could be mistaken for the that ugly mug of his? I’ll have you know that has NEVER happened.”