#askyourfriendjohn

[askyourfriendjohn]

sorry i haven’t answered many asks this week. i caught cold and have been in bed mostly. i am not a happy camper! i am not a camper at all, hahaha.

i'll be back to answer stuff once my nose stops booger waterfalls.

[askyourfriendjohn]

thanks for coming across me, anon! as for your question.. my kink is when the ladies call me papi. haha! i'm totally joking. ah, uh, but to be honest i wouldn't know! afterall i am not so experienced in that stuff. also, IT'S EGBERT!

[askyourfriendjohn]

i just woke up! erm, do you mean my boxers..?

come take them from me, hehe!

[askyourfriendjohn]

fuck you too.

[askyourfriendjohn]

uhm, ahaha, i am not sure how to answer that one..!

[askyourfriendjohn]

don't tell me how to live my life.

[askyourfriendjohn]

excuse you, failure to launch is not THAT bad. i mean, yeah, it is pretty lame. but you are forgetting the leading man of the movie.

anyway if i HAD to choose i’d go with splash. you know, with tom hanks before his forehead skyrocketed. haha i am joking, we love you, tom. but yeah, splash is super fun and just about all that comes to mind when i think of a somewhat decent romantic comedy. i mean COME ON he falls for a mermaid named EEE EEE EEEE!!!!

[askyourfriendjohn]

you mean moments in life that make bonding time with dad or friends very awkward and kind of uncomfortable?