#ask john

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

I see the contractors are hard at work with the dungeon remodeling

[official-usagent]

"Hey Walter?" Bob walked in, holding his hand out. Even though he knew his real name, Bon enjoyed ragebaiting

“It’s Walker. What do you need?” John sighs. The whole place had been decorated for Halloween, so he’s eating popcorn out of a plastic pumpkin on the couch.

[bookwormcosplays]

Another halloween special answer from the ask John. I recently joined the patreon and John sent out a newsletters saying there would be an ask John and that he and Sherlock decorated their flat. I joined the ask John for the first time and he answered my question!

I asked-- "What's the theme on [*of] the halloween decorations?"

Apparently Sherlock wanted to do haunted lab and John denied him of it

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And here's a random joke from John

[doeeyedmacca]

IS that being not you?

......

nO

[i-t-guy-in-the-sky]

My wife has (firmly) told me that I need to be more approachable and less International Rescue man of mystery.

She has apparently noticed that I'm "quite clever in my own way" but that I need to branch out and be more sociable. I told her this was a fate worse than death. She accused me of being dramatic.

So, her rather ridiculous suggestion was to make the offer that I will make myself available to answer any questions you have, within reason obviously, regarding my family, International Rescue, or myself. I won't include her because she talks enough already, so I'd be surprised if there is anything you don't know.

There is something called an ask box on this platform, you may use that if you have need.

[the-last-john-seed]

I always feel like im the oldest biscuit in the Fandom at 25 lollol, John is a very interesting character. I think Jacob and John have far more interesting characters than Joseph and Faith . I still wish there had been a DLC where you could join the cult or save the brothers from Joseph's wrath. Hes a big meanie, especially to John. But he disguises his meaness with love and affection

OOC: Yes I feel like a rancid corpse lol. But yes if Far Cry has married itself to crazy, then John definitely would have been a good main antagonist.

Faith may not have alot of character but she's no doubt one of the more dangerous of the Seeds, or even of all the Far Cry baddies. What with the whole Bliss and brainwashing and bliss world and Angels *shudders*. I think I saw a post about her regarding her danger...

Jacob has retained the singular character trait in the fandom of "cannibal". But apparently now he likes beans? Idk where it came from but I have seen things 🤔

And yes! Joseph is a meanie. Uses his brother for his money 😒 ...Okay yeah he probably does love John, but he uses him more than loves him I feel sometimes 😒

[j-ohn-air]

*ac slides gracefully into your inbox and purruses your blog before finally speaking up* :33 < hi john!!! how are you??

EB: doing fine so far. i have some of my dad's cakes if you want.

EB: though...i'm not really sure if you're okay with cakes. can cats even eat cakes????

[jinglejanglejohnmarston]

HOWDY FELLAS

It’s me, John! Ain’t I just exceedin expectations? Everyone who told me I couldn’t spell, fuck you! I have autocorrect now. (I’m still workin on numbers but hey Rome wasn’t built in a day.)

Anyhow, i do harbour some wisdom up in this old noggin - ask me anythin! But here are my terms, boys.

• no sexual requests I’m too pure and I love my wife. I have a wife. I don’t know if y’all knew but I put a ring on it.

•Dutch is a bad bad bastard, I don’t wanna hear nothin about him 😖and p.s. he looked like shit when he died lol I was there

•I’m not gay

• the W word is OFF LIMITS. 🐺

Have at it y’all!