ask your friend john

another ask blog! phew, as if tumblr needs anymore. just thought i'd jump on the bandwagon and shake it a bit. i also make stupid videos, feel free to check them out. https://www.youtube.com/user/askyourfriendjohn

[askyourfriendjohn]

i am so sorry i am so sorry

still sick and feel like refried butthole, guys. still going to be absent.

[askyourfriendjohn]

sorry i haven’t answered many asks this week. i caught cold and have been in bed mostly. i am not a happy camper! i am not a camper at all, hahaha.

i'll be back to answer stuff once my nose stops booger waterfalls.

[askyourfriendjohn]

looking good, mcconaughey!

[askyourfriendjohn]

thanks for coming across me, anon! as for your question.. my kink is when the ladies call me papi. haha! i'm totally joking. ah, uh, but to be honest i wouldn't know! afterall i am not so experienced in that stuff. also, IT'S EGBERT!

[askyourfriendjohn]

i just woke up! erm, do you mean my boxers..?

come take them from me, hehe!

[askyourfriendjohn]

too much super troopers.

[askyourfriendjohn]

fuck you too.

[askyourfriendjohn]

best bros!

[asktipsyrogue]

hi bbiss!!

TG: i guees I’m just jumpin on the bloggy bandgagin here 

TG: *lol wagon 

TG: its a p cool wahon if i do sya so myself 

TG: *say and wgaon 

TG: *wagone 

TG: w/e fuck that word 

TG: my ask boxx is oeoen! 

TG: *open

[askyourfriendjohn]

what a cute. why is she inactive though.

life problems.

[askyourfriendjohn]

considering putting a nifty little playlist on my blog, but last time i did it fucked everything up!

[askyourfriendjohn]

uhm, ahaha, i am not sure how to answer that one..!

[askyourfriendjohn]

don't tell me how to live my life.

[askyourfriendjohn]

excuse you, failure to launch is not THAT bad. i mean, yeah, it is pretty lame. but you are forgetting the leading man of the movie.

anyway if i HAD to choose i’d go with splash. you know, with tom hanks before his forehead skyrocketed. haha i am joking, we love you, tom. but yeah, splash is super fun and just about all that comes to mind when i think of a somewhat decent romantic comedy. i mean COME ON he falls for a mermaid named EEE EEE EEEE!!!!

[askyourfriendjohn]

you mean moments in life that make bonding time with dad or friends very awkward and kind of uncomfortable?

[askyourfriendjohn]

if you hate mcconaughey you hate yourself, because he is in us all.

[askyourfriendjohn]

me? heh, why am i in trouble?

[askyourfriendjohn]

hey!!