i love having one (1) combat roll that gives you the mobility of a dead raccoon on an 8 second cooldowns, and one (1) flashbang that lasts less than half a second and only does 25 damage on a ten second cooldown. meanwhile there’s genji, who’s fucking swift strike goes 14m (compare that to combat roll with its measly 6m lmao), does twice the damage of flashbang and RESETS INSTANTLY after a kill without the 8 seconds cooldown, not to mention that it doubles as a movement ability, on top of all the other movement abilities he has. meanwhile there’s fucking doomfist the unbalanced, who can one-shot tanks on a 4 second cooldown. also has more movement than mccree. meanwhile there’s roadhog, a 600hp dps with a 300 self heal and a hook that, again, does more damage than flashbang, stuns AND pulls people into range so he can shoot them right in the face. like those are just the top three on my bullshit list, don’t even get me started on soldier or ana’s sleep dart. like boy i wish blizzard would love jesse mccree but no, who the fuck is that and why would they bring his kit up to speed amirite !!!
