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Little miss aslug needs to get it through her head that if he cheats with you he'll cheat on you. Like she has no right to get mad at Ragnar for trying to sleep with someone else when that is literally what she did

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Kattegat Dessert and Sweets

Characters: Ragnar Lothbrok, Rollo Lothbrok, Floki, Bjorn, Ubbe, Hvitserk, Sigurd, Ivar, Aslaug, Lagarths, Torvi

Summary: in a world, where Vikings is a reference to the workers of a sweets cafe, Ragnar Lothbrok, runs a cafe with the aid of his five sons, a documentary about their work and life is being filmed by a show named Behind the glass doors, that shows the struggles of being a worker of a successful place, the stress, the tears, the laughs, the breakdowns, all exclusive. Basically an AU where our beloved Vikings are in a modern setting and instead of invading lands they make cupcakes and cookies.

Word count: 13323

Warnings: alcoholism, ptsd, implied death, drugs

A/N: this is unfinished work which will probably remain unfinished because the writer is museless but you can still enjoy it

Credits: Filter -viking by me, image- pintrest

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Kattegat, the famous dessert and sweets cafe which everyone is obsessed with nowadays, the hipsters like the authenticity of the place and now, you need to book a table to eat here on the weekends! Kattegat has been in the Lothbrok family for a few years now, Ragnar Lothbrok bought it from Mr. Haraldson, it is now run by Ragnar Lothbrok and his five sons, but life’s never been as magical as it seems.

11:30 a.m.

A fiftyish years old man entered an office in the back of the restaurant with the cameramen following him, filming everything, not leaving any details out, he seemed both, uncomfortable and eager “remind me, how does this work?” He asked as a nametag showed on the left Ragnar Lothbrok, manager, it read “we’ll film every second of your lives for the next week, and use the clips in an exclusive show that’s called behind the glass doors, you’ll have to do interviews and such, it’s like keeping up with the Kardashians, only better and it’s for people who actually earned their fame through hard work” the man behind the camera replied “oh, I’m familiar with that show” Ragnar replied with a smile.

“alrighty then! Let’s start! When did you buy this place?” The voice said again “I bought it when my son, Bjorn was only a child... I believe around ten? I’m bad with dates, I was broke, not the infamous Ragnar, I lived in a studio apartment with Lagartha and my two children, I was just a dish boy at first, cleaning up after people, Haraldson fired me for wanting a promotion” he laughed “I disappeared for a while, worked hard in different jobs, then I heard Haraldson was selling the place, me, Lagartha, Rollo, and Floki… We put our money together and bought it, and now we own branches in Iceland and France!”

“How did you come up with the dessert idea?” The voice asked again “well, funny, it started as a cupcake shop, we had cupcakes to die for, we still make them, Lagartha always liked cupcakes, one day I thought what if we make cookies too? Lagartha didn’t like it, she said we should focus on cupcakes they are our masterpiece, and leave others, for now, I refused… our first try to sell cookies, wasn’t successful and it caused problems, plenty, eventually, Lagartha left the job, then me, Bjorn and Gida with her, then Aslug came and I started a new life, had children… four, and developed the shop, you know, life goes on, but most of those desserts are Bjorn’s ideas, he’s an explorer! He comes up with something new all the time!”

“How’s life as a manager?” , “as the manager, I have to deal with papers more than anything, I’m retiring soon though, all of my children have a role here, Bjorn will take my place as manager, Ubbe will be hall manager, Hvitserk will run the kitchen, Sigurd will handle the social media and Ivar will do the economic stuff, all I did by myself when I was younger but now I can rely on my boys.” Ragnar replied then looked at a family portrait on the wall

“what about Gida?” The man asked “Gida’s more into a simple life, restaurant stress isn’t for her, she’s helping refugees in Saudan instead as a teacher” The next minute was Ragnar going through papers and checking up on their other branches, the France branch was on fire but Iceland needed more work according to their latest statics

02:05 p.m.

Two tall men were whispering to each other in a corner, as the camera went closer the name tags appeared reading Bjorn, the hall manager, and Ubbe, the host. it was midday and more than half of the tables were taken “boys please, keep your mics on you all the time! It’s in the contract!” The producer, Holly Smith begged behind the camera “apologies, we were talking about a private matter” Bjorn said bowing his head “you agreed, no secrets or privacy for the next week, if you gonna discuss dirty matters, the whole world gotta hear it” she replied and the boys laughed

“dirty matters? No! We were discussing what to put for tomorrow’s special!” Bjorn laughed “yeah, our lives is that boring, that when we have a chance we discuss even more food matters” Ubbe added.

“I don’t believe that! But since we’re talking food special... Can we know what it will be?” the voice behind the camera asked “no spoilers! That’s the first rule in show business” Bjorn winked at the camera then looked at the door as it opened, he nudged Ubbe’s arm and sighed “we have a case of thirty-nine” the camera turned and showed four middle-aged women walking in, Ubbe walked to them and greeted them then helped them find a seat.

I saw Pregnancy for Dummies at a discount store once

how girl get pregnat

#aslug #ask me thangs

THANK YOU, Sakurai Hikaru. I start to watch the vikings because of Ragnar Lothbrok is in fate.Hope she won’t destroy the character.Ragnar is very excellent portrayed in vikings hope she won’t destroy it.

Btw,the vikings are truly blessed by the god of wind

#Fate posting #fate lost einherjar #ragnar lothbrok #Aslug #fuck you sakurai hikaru #vikings (Netflix)#vikings

11? 31?? 50????

Something you miss? Oh boy uhh not to get #realtalk here, but I miss being an an environment where it’s easy to make friends. Like, I’m a pretty shy and introverted person who has difficulty making friends in the Real World, so I miss stuff like school that essentially hands you friends on a platter

Last book you read? Hm…the last one I finished was probably a Discworld book (Reaper Man) but I’m currently reading Snow Falling on Cedars by David Guterson

Favorite movie? Hm okay it would be really hard to pick an All-Time Favorite Movie but I’d have to go with Alien (1979) both for how got-dang good it is but also because it’s influenced most pieces of media I’ve ever fallen in love with

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