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From Theron Shan’s Instagram Yelp Account: never order from vortena pizzeria. 30 minutes or its free my ass. i dont care if the delivery guy encountered a pack of hungry maneating varactyls i want my damn pizza. 0/5 stars. im hungry!

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From Theron Shan’s Instagram Account: now i cant give out classified details (otherwise id have to kill you) but lets say that somewhere on coruscant the republic dedicated a shrine to my awesome spy skills. they had to put pants on the statue & fix the blaster tho cuz everyone was getting the wrong idea. you kill one dark council member in your underwear and–crap i shouldnt have said that

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From Theron Shan’s Instagram Account: its open mic night at the alliance cantina & i just learned that lana is going to do a poetry slam. if i dont make it out of this i bequeath to you guys my extensive collection of blasters, my snarky one-liners, & whatever is left of my hair gel. as my friends i just ask that you find the locked box in my quarters & destroy the contents w/o looking at it. bury me w/ the omnicannon plz

#theron shan's instagram account #angry selfie man #i’m sure her poetry is lovely theron #and a damn sight better than yours #poetry night at the odessen cantina #asm-standalone

From Theron Shan’s Instagram Account: no i am not your uber driver that you forgot to tip & i definitely dont owe you a refund & good to see ur over that whole devil possession thing & for kriffs sake will you put on a shirt??? there could be kids around!

#theron shan's instagram account #angry selfie man #it's always awkward when you run into people from your old job #asm-standalone

From Theron Shan’s Instagram Account: wth mom why are u going thru my phone???? look i can explain those pictures no dont facetime dad we dont need to have a family discussion about this!

#theron shan's instagram account #angry selfie man #satele selfie #the lesson to be learned is never hand your mother your phone #it never ends well #who wants to bet this is in relation to the infamous goat incident #damn space goats #next week we go to a MWF schedule #so as not to spam you guys too much #asm-standalone

From Theron Shan’s Instagram Account: oh god its pollen season! y???? what have i done to deserve this torture? im a good person & i dont deserve to be treated like this allergies. stupid plants! why do we need them anyway? its not for breathing thats for sure!

#theron shan's instagram account #angry selfie man #yeah we def don't need plants for breathing #allergy season is here #another adventure starts next week #i know you can't wait #asm-standalone

From Theron Shan’s Instagram Account: not naming names kaliyo but someone stole my the community pumpkin spice caf creamer from the mess & now dr oggurobb is testing a suspiciously tasty scented incendiary device in the lab. those things are seasonal you know. now i have to wait until fall or travel to voss-the-land-of-eternal-autumn if i want my caffeine fix thnx a lot

#theron shan's instagram account #angry selfie man #not all of dr oggurobb's inventions are genius #but don't let him hear you say that #asm-standalone

From Theron Shan’s Instagram Account: my girl went & adopted a bunch of exoboars from vaylin’s fighting pit. everyone keeps callin them our kids but its not funny & im def not freaking out or anything because i have commitment issues cuz those are for losers & im a winner & someone help they stole my spot on the bed (i just got that back!) & im not ready to be a doggo daddy everything is moving too fast

#theron shan's instagram account #angry selfie man #housebreaking is a pain my man #but lookit those faces #special guest star: the exoboar squad #asm-standalone

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