#asparageese

[monstika]

P.S. The plural of asparagus = asparageese . . #goose #geese #asparagus #asparagoose #asparageese #puns #punny #punstagram #dadjokes #animaldrawing #illustration #birdwatching #ihategeese #vegetables https://www.instagram.com/p/CcvL2IUOWFy/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[gaypaulryan]

i m q and s :)

i - ice cream flavor: ben and jerry's red velvet (it's kind of all i've eaten since i got my wisdom teeth out)

m - milkshake flavor: chocolate. or the shamrock shake, that thing is truly a gift god bless

q - question you're always asked: "do you dye your hair?"

s - song i last sang: problem yeeee

thanks girl! xx

[gaypaulryan]

wheel of fortune, justice, tower :)

wheel of fortune - something you wish you could change: this is not profound at all but the speed at which my hair grows?? like can i get a bob sometime before i have to leave for college or what

justice - a decision you wish you could do over: quitting violin/piano. i can still play but it's been forever so i'm not exactly great, and i kinda miss it

tower - something that changed your life: i guess getting into berkeley and then turning it down was sort of life changing, not so much in how i live my life but how i look at it. it kinda made me realize that sometimes what's best for me isn't what i've always dreamed of once i take a real, objective look at things. plus how many people can say they declined berkeley's offer? #sorrynotsorry

thanks girl! xx

[gayclones]

the fool, the high priestess, and the sun

The Fool - I havent really wanted to try eating fried tarantulas or going bungee jumping, but i never did that when I lived in New Zealand or south east asia and now i totally regret not doing it

High Priestess - I wish i knew what people thought about me at all times (i'm an egotistical masochistic fuck)

The Sun - My happiest memory is of a beach in Thailand that was literally perfect. The water was bright blue and so clear you could see fish swimming and the sand was soft and powdery and white. There were tall rock cliffs jutting out of the ocean here and there. There were monkeys along the pathway to the beach nook