#aspentree97

[possessed-opossum]

*grabs a broom and naps rat Nathan* Get out of there and go teach your students, you filthy goblin!!

“I don’t chase you with a broom when you’re perusing the snacks at the convenience store………….. Alright, maybe just that one time– but still!”

[xagave]

Fish are illegal after Cronus, I’m sorry

I love awful trolls please give them all to me

[dragonnova]

May we please have the links to the bee mugs??

Of course!  I was trying to get at least two more of the bee designs done before I posted an official blurb about them, but since there’s a sale tomorrow and I don’t want people to miss it if they want one of these, here’s the two that are done and up.  

“I Like Bee Butts” (which is my personal favorite, I bought it test the quality of the print and it’s now my favorite mug)And "Love Buzz” (the bee hugging a heart plush Psii had during the Valentines Special)

I’m going to try and get “Sting ‘em” cleaned up and posted later this evening during a break in my commissions.  But that one won’t be a mainframe bee like Psii’s bee.  I’m going to make a Blue Carpenter bee version and a Bumble version.

[sugarbunnydeku]

Commission for @aspentree97! Probably my favorite commission I’ve gotten in a while.

[possessed-opossum]

Just how many bees h ave you wrangled, exactly?

I’m sorry, I can’t keep up this charade any longer, I can’t do it. The lies end here.

I’m not  bee wrangler. I thoroughly fear bees and they know this. They fly near my face just to get a taste of my tears. They land on my apple slices knowing very well that I will no longer touch them. A bee once stole my entire room and refused to leave. The bees own me.

I only wanted to look big in everyone else’s eyes… I’m sorry I let you down

[xagave]

9/10, excellent fantroll, but he has to put his pockets back in

He refuses!!! Unless he finds a snail friend, then he keeps them safe in Him Pockets

[xagave]

Can confirm, tunglr user xagave has tried to sell me ridiculous amounts of barbecue sauce behind the 7-11, despite my desperate pleas to quit following me

A cup of bbq sauce before bed keeps the nightmares away