#ass ship

[gordonshootingstar]

[420possum]

It’s 2022 for the love of anything holy stop shipping 15 and 18 yr olds pls

[t-pose-to-assert-gayness]

You can't tell me that this didn't happen when they decided who got which ship

Also this is why white is in a constant t pose

[jess-su-verant]

I have strong feelings about The Ass Ship

[kraken-llamas]

The SU fandom right now in four groups

1. WhItE dIaMoNd + HeR pEaRl aRe sO cReEpY *conspiracy theories everywhere* *scary headcannons* *unsettling fanart* *screaming*

2. WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER CRYSTAL GEMS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THEM THEY GOT LEFT BEHIND WHEN STEVEN GOT TAKEN *freaking out about that thing Garnet said about STEVEN being fine* *mass panic* *sobbing*

3. Huehuehue LEGGY ASS SHIP and T-POSE POWER DIAMOND *memes* *shitposts*

4. ARE WE JUST GOING TO IGNORE THE WHOLE CORRUPTION THING *centipeedle induced tears* *more conspiracy theories*

[imstillhereforsomereason]

A random stupid thought about Steven Universe

Yellow Diamond has a ship shaped like a giant right arm. Blue Diamond has a ship shaped like a giant left arm. I’ve seen people using this to speculate White Diamond’s ship is a head. 

All I can wonder is, does that mean Pink Diamond's ship was a massive torso? Now that she’s gone is a giant pink ass floating somewhere abandoned?

[space-gandalf46]

Pink Butt ship

[iblamemycatforit]

Idk if this was asked before but the ship Peridot and Jasper came to earth looked like Yellows ship. Does that mean that the "pink gems" all used ships that looked like the ass ship?