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Funny robot make a joke and a wave against all your friends When we teach the robot to fucking swear to god i swear: I NEVER even ever read a word of Rimbaud! the walls of my stomach think they're JERICHO! i'm about to meet my oc, Assboy
Twat is actually not scheduled to leave for Italy until this weekend. I thought he was leaving yesterday. He wants to have a session before he leaves but his schedule is tight. His only opportunity is tomorrow morning at 8:30AM... which would require me to wake up no later than 6:45AM. 🙄 I told him I wouldn't make any promises but, if I woke up early enough, I would make it happen but, I'm upcharging by $300. He accepted the upcharge. To be honest, I could really use that money. His appointment and Butt Boy's later on in the day would make it a great day for me.
Butt Boy sent me an email with prep information for our sessions this week. He’s excited.
He wants polyurethane condoms (apparently they’re thinner). He most definitely has erectile dysfunction. He doesn’t realize these condoms aren’t going to help. Maybe they’ll feel better. But, if his dick can’t stay hard, it won’t matter.
He reminded me to not wear scented body products and asked me to go so far as to not shower. I forgot he has a ferish for natural body orders. He said he would even love if I walked around in my own sweat all day, went to the gym, and came straight to his hotel. Bet. He is okay with no deodorant and said he wants my butt to smell “the way a butt should smell” (I guess he is referring to the faint scent of dookie). Fetish clients are interesting. I love it. And I love the fact that I only need to put on makeup for this appointment. He’s also requesting a 5PM appointment which means I’ll be home by 8.
He wants to see me 3 days in a row for 2-hour outcalls. I wish British could see what a good client looks like. To be fair, Brit doesn’t have the freedom to see me like that. In any case, I can make off Brit in an hour close to what I charge for 2 hours because of the “special” rate I give him. He essentially gets “asshole tax” except, he’s not an asshole, he’s just a twat.
Speaking of Twat, I had to block him again because he’s been being s twat lately. He sent a $300 unblock fee and said he’s willing to discuss a weekly prepaid fee to properly compensate me for the privilege to call and text whenever he feels like it. I got upset with him because always silencing my phone, rejecting his calls because he has poor boundaries. I lost my patience and blocked his number. He emailed and I told him he would need to pay a new weekly rate for the privilege to call and text freely. He might pay the rate one week and go back to his old tricks. It won’t last. Whatever…
Butt Boy from last year booked a flight and is coming back to my city for a conference in June. He was the one who I did fisting with for the first time and booked me 3 nights in a row for 2 hours each. He wants to do the same again this year.
I wonder if anyone has fisted him since then. I don’t know if he sees providers in his city. I remember he told me that him and his wife are very involved in their community down where he lives. I know he’s dying for me assault his bum. Hopefully, he doesn’t still have ED, though. That was awkward and difficult to manage last time.
