#assclass incorrect quotes

[tarogisa]

The students cross the street against a red light.

Koro-sensei: Of course, students. Because traffic lights are just a guide. When it turns red, it's a "You can cross if you want." Who really cares?

Class-E continues crossing without looking because no one is coming.

Koro-sensei: But come back! Traffic lights ARE important!

[fumiko-matsubara]

Saw a tweet that reminded me of the last three headcanons I made for Chiba and so I made a fake screenshot for it lol

[fumiko-matsubara]

Hayami: I'm starting to miss Miyu.

Nakamura: Who's Miyu?

Hayami: My cat.

Nakamura: But wasn't his name Akio?

Hayami: No, it's Miyu... and she's a girl.

Nakamura: ...

Hayami: I see. You weren't listening to me at all that time, were you?

Nakamura: W-wait! She's the one with the grey fur, right?

Hayami: Grey-? She's an orange tabby. I even sent a picture of her on our group chat.

Nakamura: ...oh

Hayami: Yeah, right. I think our friendship ends right here.

[fumiko-matsubara]

Hayami: So I was talking to Nakamura earlier. You know my cat Miyu?

Chiba: Wait, you have a cat?

Hayami: ...

Hayami: You don't know I have one?

Chiba: ...you never really talk about it.

Hayami: I just talked about her on our group chat last night.

Chiba: ...ahh I must've missed it then.

Hayami: We didn't even talk much there afterwards. Is it that hard for you to just scroll up?

Chiba: ...

Hayami: And here I was expecting you'd know better. Even Nakamura knows that I have a cat at least.