#asshatery

[kansasscotsman-blog]

Out-of-context quotes from my D&D game

The Dragonborn Eugene is gonna ride me like a pony!

We've gone from irreverent to racially offensive

WE'RE NOT PUTTING HIM IN BLACKFACE!

Where's my wrestle buddy!? Buddy... bunny? BUNNY! You're now a bunny!

But, I am a Mexican trash panda...

And tonight, WE MAKE LOVE!

" I don't plan to piss off the Pirates" "have you met our crew?

The understudy, Assy McGee!

It's fun to be a nihilist!

Great... he's enchanting a meth lab

"We don't have Kate Winslet!" "We have a Kobold, they're pretty much the same."

Tilt your head back and open your mouth

"WHY IS MY ASS BALD!?" "I made fur panties"

We're blowing him up again

Found the Bugbear's G-spot!

"I will feed you to a writhing pit of the Damned!" "...YAY!"

*Grabs crotch* I HAVE A BUSH OF THORNS!

MAGICAL VIAGRA!!

Remember, I've got a kraken bush

He wants to hit a ship with a Picho Picho hammer...

YOU DON'T MESS WITH FUZZY WUZZY!!

"Give me my nut!" "It's not your nut!" "MUFFIN!?"

I'm coming! Quick grab my hammer

Because magical asshattery

[comic-critic-squad]

A quality Dog Comic

100% of Roamer layer, with his body slightly erased and titled a bit.

50% Roamer Layer, 50% Rogio Layer

0% roamer layer 100% Rogio Layer. “Are we all Roamer or are we all Rogio?” -CSS Squad

So heres a great example of your quality dog comic by none other than Kique himself. Making $1,800 a month and reusing and tracing. What a scam...I wish i thought of that first...

His fans responses:

“I dont care that he reuses the poses!”

“It saves him time!!11!”

“Its not all the time...”

If you haven’t seen Dr. Baron O’Beefdips’ google doc, I suggest you go find it on the blog. 

I’d rather be Rogio than Roamer anyday? 

Are you Roamer or are you Rogio?

Send anons and let us know who you are. Basically pick your poison lmaooo

-S.H

[purplemonkeysexgod69]

@desayunogratis 😜

[wren-der]

MTS trying to act like I'm doing something wrong when I got permission to make and share alterations of Sandy's meshes. I wouldn't care about them questioning me, cause I get following TOU, if they weren't typing at me in BOLD SUPER LARGE TEXT like they are yelling at me and I'm a child they have the right to discipline. I see why people use their Tumblr and own sites for their downloads anymore. Rudeness.

[comic-critic-squad]

Hmm... Kique's gone quiet... What do you guys think he'll do next? I'm thinking maybe: A. He comments something that he thinks will help him. B. He'll take a break because of all 'stress'. C. He won't continue the comic. Like ever. He just bails from everything and doesn't even say adios. D. He'll stop and do a reboot (least likely). E. Disable comments like the shit face he is and ignore everything F. Whatever you had in mind.

Tbh Grayface, A, B, and E are most likely to happen and then C Is like a good runner up to those three cause boy oh boy this shit is getting hot.

I’ll be posting some of the comments that got deleted but s/o to Reddog, wolfstein, Badabing, and Sifflewiffle because they are totally giving the smack down right now that is well needed.

We’ve been trying to show his fans that he treats his community like shit for MONTHS but it’s only just now really blowing up. Even before the blog, we were weaving and dodging in the dA comment section trying to be heard. Smh it took y’all fuckers long enough. I guess supporting this crybaby with $1.8k per month is the limit.

-Shipumhard

[mxtomituck]

White Asshole: Sorry city girls!!! Watching a country music video doesn't make you a country girl!!!!! Real rednecks only!

White Asshole, Same Breath: What do you mean I can't wear this sombrero/war bonnet/blackface?? I'm just having fun, sweetie ;)

[mxtomituck]

POC: You know, this constant racial profiling by police and airport security is not only degrading and inconvenient, it also leads to assaults and deaths.

White Asshole: Sweetie, it's just a necessary part of preventing crime, terrorism, gang violence, and harm to America™ and its Citizens®. Gotta break some eggs if you want to bake a cake!! I support cops. Just a part of doing business, sweetie!!!

Sane People: You know, maybe we should just ban assault weapons, or all guns. Pretty much all other developed nations have done it and gun violence and mass shootings have plummeted.

White Asshole: Sweetie!!!!! Not all people with GUNS are BAD!! You know what stops a bad guy with a gun? A GOOD GUY WITH A GUN, SWEETIE!!! You can't just do something that affects ALL THE GOOD PEOPLE just to STOP THE BAD PEOPLE. That would be EVIL and BIG GOVERNMENT™!!!! What we need is MORE GUNS! Don't infringe my Civil Rights, Sweetie! Or I'll become one of those mythical bad guys and kill you dead ;)

POC: ...

Sane People: ...

[purplemonkeysexgod69]

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