#assjokes

[aerialsquid]

Actually yeah can we call quits on "this character who I headcanon as Jewish would never do this because no Jews do this?" Some Jews dgaf. Some eat pork and barely know Hebrew. Some don't care about getting married by a rabbi.

Stop assuming we're a unanimous blob. Disagreeing is one of our main traditions anyway.

[captaincaffeinatedwonderlan-blog]

A guy I had a crush on said he didn’t like my ass. 

It was a real bummer. 

[notsoplainsarajane]

my ass is so lame that it got beat up in high school for lunch money