#astera pesmen

[ask-melanc-vivura]

Astera, if your friend was tied to some train tracks, and you could divert the train with a lever to save their life but it would run over five separate trolls you don’t know, would you pull the lever?

"Widdout question."

"I'd slaughter whoever put em dere too."

[ask-melanc-vivura]

What doesn't kill you...

Melanc: Whattt does nottt kill you shall stttill remain a problem in some fashion.

Melryn: What don't kill ya better run.

Astera: what don't kill u ain't gonna get the chance 2 run

Lyalka: X=o|-< What does not kill you will not try again. One way or another.

Tabula: [][]What doesn't kill ya gets the cement shoes and a nice dip in the river.[][]

[ask-melanc-vivura]

Melanc: MELRYN NO!

Melryn: What?

Melanc: Apologies. Force of habittt.

Melanc: ASTTTERA NO!

[ask-melanc-vivura]

Fun fact!

If you hit Astera, the noise will not fit the situation. Punching them might result in a dodgeball impact noise or a metal pipe falling.

Hitting them on the top of the head with a wooden club or other similar wooden object in a downward motion will invariably result in the sound of an elephant trumpeting.

If they fall down the stairs, each impact could sound radically different.

This is the result of fucking with reality in highly inadvisable ways. Due to the same "fucking with reality in highly inadvisable ways" they are also capable of surviving cartoonish amounts of damage and healing up quickly afterward.

Yes, you can turn them into an accordion if you drop a safe on them.

[ask-melanc-vivura]

"Man, Melryn rly is goin' places..."

"Namely, ttthe hospitttal."

"thought u didn't approve of Melryn's jackass stunts."

"I cannottt stttop her. I can only--"

"M'LEG!"

"...mitttigattte ttthe ensuing disasttter..."

[ask-melanc-vivura]

"I'm Melryn, and welcome to Jackass"

"No. Absolutttely nottt. Astttera, puttt down ttthe camera."

"aw coMe on Melanc..."

"Puttt ittt down."

"We ain't hurtin' no one, Melanc..."

"I shall counttt ttto ttthree. One..."

"aw shit... Melryn, we really should--"

"Tttwo..."

"okay okay the caMera's down!"

"Y'know, pissin' off Melanc would be a helluva stunt."

"And if you do ttthattt, ttthe camera shall be destttroyed before you can gettt usable footttage."

[ask-melanc-vivura]

[PHOST] for Astera

[PHOST] Bound to perception and knowledge - what you see, what you know, what sudden inspirations may strike you. What do you consider yourself knowledgeable in?

"I see MAGIC everywhere. Colors dat ain't real widdout Me Makin' eM real. Dis 'Olo' color? I Made it a long tiMe before deM scientists discovered it. I know illusionisM better than da back a My hand."

[ask-melanc-vivura]

Which character is most deserving of a Divine Experience (lightning bolt)

Melanc Vivura

Melryn Anthul

Astera Pesmen

Lyalka Poppyt

Voting ended onJun 4, 2025