#astohnymous

[adamussutekh]

Five: I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in, and I do t wanna fit in. Have you ever see me without this stupid eyepatch on. That’s weird. Einar, trying to get him off of his island: …

Five starts whacking him with a broom

[officialpittacuslore]

John: okay for this next mission, we need to be undercover boyfriends. Nine: I’m down but why? John: Classified. Now let's get you a nice suit, no boyfriend of mine is dressing up like some dick in the gym from a bad 2000’s movie.

When the world needed them most... they returned

[knaveofmogadore]

John: I’m a big fan of country. Nine, trying to impress him: China is really big

aw :(

[saedii-gilwraeth-simp]

Nigel: Toss me my keys! *printer falls out of the window* I said keys! Caleb: I thought you said printer! Nigel: Why the fuck would I say printer?!

The most accurate representation of their relationship ever

[officialpittacuslore]

John, about Nine: It’s just that every time I look at him, my heart aches and I just know that it’s his fault that BITCH

Astohnymous really out here grabbing me by the foot and dragging me back in huh

[officialpittacuslore]

Nine: Do whatever you want, I'm not talking. Mog: *pulls out a handful of Kidz Bopz CDs* What about now? Nine: God, please no. Can't you just make me eat glass or something?

Knave you can turn off anon

[officialpittacuslore]

Ran: Look, Nigel's reading a Christmas story to the younger Human Garde. I knew we could trust him with the kids. Taylor: I wonder what he's reading. Nigel: *reading* T'was the night before Bitchmas, and all through the hut, one creature was stirring: me, busting a nut.

I AM NIGEL

[officialpittacuslore]

Sam: Have you ever worked as an extra in movies? John: No, but I have been known to be extra in real life.

not wrong