#astral projecting

[pseudoyoah]

I should probably try astral projecting and walk around my neighbourhood in the astral, I'm really curious. I don't have a lotta experience with astral projection though unfortunately

[dumbwaves]

I'm still here.... Thinking about Phil's back arch

[nails-for-your-coffin]

I thought that the lack of sleep was a bad thing but turns out it's not

I'm starting to have visions.

[clown-lord]

Are you up for some astral ass whooping??? I WANT REVENGE

Always, Nails <3 let’s go kick some cosmic butt

(I’m sure you didn’t lose last time it totally wasn’t even your fault)

[nails-for-your-coffin]

U just astral projected at the wrong gate if u went to the north enterance u would have been fine

And walk all that distance???????

Plus there's a weird looking duck that hides there I don't trust it. Besides, is not as if I can control where I spawn, even if I try

[nails-for-your-coffin]

DO NOT ASTRAL PROJECT AT OHIO UNIVERSITY CAMPUS GATE

Unfortunately, I am here to report terrible news. So, please come closer and pay attention, as this is of interest to the entire Ohio community and regional area.

DO NOT ASTRAL PROJECT AT THE UNIVERSITY OF OHIO CAMPUS GATE!

This is not a shitpost, nor a prank, nor some crappy fanfiction. This is real life, and I will be telling you exactly what happened to me.

I need you to just believe me on this one and don't ask for my resume on astral projection BECAUSE THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW.

It was around 2 am when, after a lot of mental wandering, I ended up projecting myself near the campus. With my dissertation defense approaching, my subconscious ended up taking me to the cradle of all my current nightmares, so naturally I ended up finding myself at the foot of the campus entrance gate.

And there he was: the astral warrior.

For some years now, I've encountered him, dressed in silver armor that perfectly reflects the light of the full moon. There, standing in the middle of the arch between the four brick pillars, he holds a two-handed longsword, with a blade as sharp as the purest diamond in this world.

The undergods whisper his name.

Probably.

Initially, my encounters with him were peaceful, in which I sought to keep my distance, merely as an observer, unable to escape my inclination towards analysis and academic research.

However, I couldn't imagine, little did I know, that he was also studying me.

Every night, for a period that even I can't pinpoint exactly, he analyzed and documented me in his own mind. All my patterns, all my behavior compounds.

ALL MY PAJAMA PANTS AND BAND SWEATSHIRT COMBOS EVEN.

I, naive and inexperienced, consumed by arrogance, believed I had the upper hand in that situation.

BUT THIS FOOL WAS COMPLETELY WRONG.

ALL THIS TIME, HE WAS THE ONE WHO HAD THE ADVANTAGE OVER ME, AND I, WEAK AND DEFENSELESS AS A RUSHED RABBIT, WAS HUNTED AND DESTROYED, ATTACKED LIKE INCAPACITATED PREY.

He launched at me, delivering blows left and right, so many that my poor, burned-out post grad brain took a solid ten minutes to comprehend just what in the goddman hell had just happened.

Even after training for months, trying to escape his possible ambush, I was unable to defend myself.

Even after all this time, all the researched, all the countless hours pestering my friends and boyfriend about this.

Even so

I still got my butt kicked by a random ass astral projecting dude

Therefore, please, if you are reading this: DO NOT GO THERE. I'M SERIOUS, DO NOT ASTRAL PROJECT INTO OHIOU CAMPUS GATE MAN I'M SERIOUS PLEASE DON'T DO THAT

But, if you do end up there

May God or the Devil find your soul.

[goodjohnjr]

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[themagicalelliot]

why isnt there a magical girl hangout spot in the astral

maybe there is and i just dont know but i feel like we should have a community hangout spot. im certain its possible considering this is a small community so why haven't we gotten to together and decided to dedicate a area in the astral for us. isn't that the closest a lot of us will get to offline meet ups

can we pretty please make the happen