#astral_insanity

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“It apologized already. Kind of.” Seth laughed. “Wow, I’m impressed.” SecUnit grimaced. “Don’t be, it made me apologize first. After kidnapping me.”

ART is very hard to defend here (chp. 1)

Following Protocol by Astral_Insanity (AO3) The Murderbot Diaries – General – Martyn/Seth, ART/Murderbot #Fluff #Fluff and Humor #ART and MB are friends and lovers AND a secret third thing #Seth thinks ART's feelings of rapport are unrequited #Little does he know their administrative assistance is MUTUAL #Seth POV #wyd when your spaceship brings home a corporate death machine #and makes big sad eyes at you #Iris is a nosy but supportive older sister #who likes watching ART get in trouble #as siblings do #Seth doesn't get enough credit for having dealt with ART and Iris for so long #ART BABY PICTURES NOT CLICKBAIT (kinda)

Seth side-eyed Iris, then snorted a laugh when she made a talking motion with her hand. “Uh huh.”

«Iris, I saw that. My point is, it is frankly insulting that you immediately assume I did something bad-»

“Peri broke protocol on its last cargo run,” Iris interrupted loudly.

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Or, Seth finds out that the surprises never end when your kid is a giant homicidal starship.

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“You picked up a hitchhiker?!” Peri didn’t answer, probably because there wasn’t a good answer besides no, just kidding, I would never do something so blatantly dangerous and stupid.

Seth is not happy (chp. 1)

Following Protocol by Astral_Insanity (AO3) The Murderbot Diaries – General – Martyn/Seth, ART/Murderbot #Fluff #Fluff and Humor #ART and MB are friends and lovers AND a secret third thing #Seth thinks ART's feelings of rapport are unrequited #Little does he know their administrative assistance is MUTUAL #Seth POV #wyd when your spaceship brings home a corporate death machine #and makes big sad eyes at you #Iris is a nosy but supportive older sister #who likes watching ART get in trouble #as siblings do #Seth doesn't get enough credit for having dealt with ART and Iris for so long #ART BABY PICTURES NOT CLICKBAIT (kinda)

Seth side-eyed Iris, then snorted a laugh when she made a talking motion with her hand. “Uh huh.”

«Iris, I saw that. My point is, it is frankly insulting that you immediately assume I did something bad-»

“Peri broke protocol on its last cargo run,” Iris interrupted loudly.

--

Or, Seth finds out that the surprises never end when your kid is a giant homicidal starship.

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The integrity of the organization was not compromised. The hitchhiker did not seem interested in questioning why a research transport needed my level of sentience. It paused. Or armament. Seth needed to scream. He needed to find a way to throttle a destroyer-class warship.

there are many limitations when arguing with a giant armed spaceship (chp. 1)

Following Protocol by Astral_Insanity (AO3) The Murderbot Diaries – General – Martyn/Seth, ART/Murderbot #Fluff #Fluff and Humor #ART and MB are friends and lovers AND a secret third thing #Seth thinks ART's feelings of rapport are unrequited #Little does he know their administrative assistance is MUTUAL #Seth POV #wyd when your spaceship brings home a corporate death machine #and makes big sad eyes at you #Iris is a nosy but supportive older sister #who likes watching ART get in trouble #as siblings do #Seth doesn't get enough credit for having dealt with ART and Iris for so long #ART BABY PICTURES NOT CLICKBAIT (kinda)

Seth side-eyed Iris, then snorted a laugh when she made a talking motion with her hand. “Uh huh.”

«Iris, I saw that. My point is, it is frankly insulting that you immediately assume I did something bad-»

“Peri broke protocol on its last cargo run,” Iris interrupted loudly.

--

Or, Seth finds out that the surprises never end when your kid is a giant homicidal starship.

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There were plenty of parenting guidebooks available, but none of them quite addressed the nuances of his life. Working for an anti-capitalist terrorist organization as the captain of an espionage crew (which included your daughter) and a giant fuck-off warship was apparently not very common. Your child being the giant fuck-off warship was also apparently not very common.

Seth has very unique issues (chp. 1)

Following Protocol by Astral_Insanity (AO3) The Murderbot Diaries – General – Martyn/Seth, ART/Murderbot #Fluff #Fluff and Humor #ART and MB are friends and lovers AND a secret third thing #Seth thinks ART's feelings of rapport are unrequited #Little does he know their administrative assistance is MUTUAL #Seth POV #wyd when your spaceship brings home a corporate death machine #and makes big sad eyes at you #Iris is a nosy but supportive older sister #who likes watching ART get in trouble #as siblings do #Seth doesn't get enough credit for having dealt with ART and Iris for so long #ART BABY PICTURES NOT CLICKBAIT (kinda)

Seth side-eyed Iris, then snorted a laugh when she made a talking motion with her hand. “Uh huh.”

«Iris, I saw that. My point is, it is frankly insulting that you immediately assume I did something bad-»

“Peri broke protocol on its last cargo run,” Iris interrupted loudly.

--

Or, Seth finds out that the surprises never end when your kid is a giant homicidal starship.