#astray anon

[strangeanoncolony]

[ooc: @purple-online @hatsune-miblue]

[chaifootsteps]

Thanks for answering my previous ask by the way!

I remember once I put a poll on my blog asking the Fandom how they'd feel if Stolas did to Blitz what Stella did to him at the not divorced party...

The winning choice was that they felt like it was out of character,

But the second one was that Stolas deserved to do that to Blitz

Gimme a second just to cringe please... or vomit..

-♡Astray Shipper Anon

Got the bucket right here.

[yello-exe]

Just heading around warming people about a specific anon named Astray Anon. They’ve already drugged Purple as well as Fungus. Do not eat anything they give you.

Astray anon? Drugs? Is everyone okay?? Thank you for the warning, I appreciate it.

[strangeanoncolony]

Astray Anon: Lost, can I drug the Red one too?

Lost Anon: No, don’t d that.

Off-Course Anon: Why not?

Lost Anon: Let him come to his senses first.

[strangeanoncolony]

Astray Anon: KYAHAHAHAHAHA

Lost Anon: Astray, what the f-

Astray Anon: I GAVE THE PURPLE ONE A CUPCAKE!!!!

Lost Anon: Wait, like the drugged cupcakes?

Astray Anon: YUP!

[ooc: @purple-online]

[strangeanoncolony]

Astray Anon: SOOOO-

Lost Anon: No.

Astray Anon: I DIDN’T EVEN FINISH!!

Lost Anon: I know what you’re going to ask and the answer is "no"

Astray Anon: Well what was going to ask?

Lost Anon: "Can I drug the Red one nooooow?"

Astray Anon: …I don’t sound like that.

Lost Anon: Yes, you do.

[strangeanoncolony]

Off-Course Anon: Astray…

Astray Anon: Offsy! Where have you been?

Off-Course Anon: Set a trap to get rid of the leader(Weird Anon).

Astray Anon: OOO~! Clever!!

Off-Course Anon: Anyways, Astray, I’ve heard you’ve been… baking…

Astray Anon: Drugging people.

Off-Course Anon: Correct. And I’ve heard you essentially drugged a child…

Astray Anon: Well it’s not technically a human, stick, or anon. So does it really age?

Off-Course Anon: Irrelevant. This has gone too far, Astray. This chaos needs to stop.

Astray Anon: WHAT!? EXCUUUUSE ME???? YOU used to LOVE chaos!! What has gotten INTO YOU????

[strangeanoncolony]

The Adrift Anons from the words of Blind Anon.

"I’m not sure where everything went wrong. I knew them since they were 6, I found them in the forest. Lost with only each other. I raised them, but one day, they just… changed. Lost Anon became snappy and sarcastic, Off-Course Anon became withdrawn and fearful, and Astray Anon became… well, crazy. Together they gained an insatiable desire for chaos, mayhem, and destruction."

—Blind Anon