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what’s the most obsessive man combo yall have ever dealt with? 👀

For me it was:

• Aries moon, Aries Venus, Aquarius mars

• Capricorn Moon, Scorpio Venus, Taurus Mars

• Aquarius Moon, Capricorn Venus, Pisces Mars

(extra points if they had moon/pluto or venus/mars oppositions 💀)

...In my humble opinion...

Capricorn men: Boooooooring

Taurus men: Cultured. Sexy. Serious somehow.

Aquarius men: either emotionally unavailable, emotionally weird or emotionally FUCKEDUP (beware)

Leo men: ugh... they have too many bagages like give me a break

Aries men: very good shag

Scorpio men: my type but unfortunately they don't like someone crazier than them lmao

Gemini men: very vanilla

Cancer men: very good shag, frank, will probably make a good dad (sexy)

Virgo men: gayish. Need to be taken care of like a little boy

Libra men: sexy but shaddy AF (probably cheat on their girlfriend for reaal lol)

Saggitarius men: fun to be around. Often an addict.

Pisces men: gay little brother (or sociopath in disguise)

Fuzzy wuzzy no longer has hair. Fuzzy wuzzy isn't fuzzy, is he?

Crash Fantastic isn’t the hero that space needs. But he’s the hero that space... has...

There’s nothing in the entire universe but a hamburger and they can still see everything, because screw photons that’s why.

#astro men