#astro note:

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okay to anyone who's working with the distortion, do yall do top surgery out there or is that more of a hunt/corruption thing?

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this godforsaken rock has me in a chokehold holy fuck

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i bless your #bloodymary ship with "Simon BARELY survives but is glad to be out of the blood ocean"

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gabriel to V2: Machine. fix your posture. you look like a shrimp.

V2: at least i didn't get my ego shattered by a blue gopro.

Gabriel (enraged): bitch? did i say anything about that inanimate object known ad V1?

(meanwhile V1 in the throne room in clair de sol: where the fuck is that red son of a bitch???)

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do not the they/them spider with brain damage

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so, TLOZ fans. do we all agree that when it's just link and zelda link just infodumps about weapon types and fighting styles and how different regions use their weapons and how different races use the same weapon just differently like how the rito use lightweight spears compared to the heavy drillshafts used by the gorons and how the forging process for all the weapons looks

yeah link just has weapon autism. undiagnosed but it's there. he's not aware of it but whatever entity is in the master sword, zelda, the goddess hylia, and most of hyrule's army sure are aware of it and nobody had or still has the heart or courage to tell him.

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i see your shadownilla (shadow milk cookie x pure vanilla cookie) ship, and i raise you shadowspice (shadow milk cookie 'x' burning spice cookie)

"but astro why is the x in quotes1?1?1?1!1!1?1!1!1?1!1"

simple: it's plationic.

what smc gets: a warm thing and a good spot to nap

what bsc gets: a nice weight on his chest and a way to cool off.

i will tell yall my headcannons for shadowspice soonish

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delta rotters new theory: ralsei is dess.

1: we know nothing about them

2: (slight spoilers for chapter 5) asgore knows how to make a dark fountain, dess going missing most likely was related to that and where do we meet the fandom's fave fluffy prince? a dark world.

that's the only evidence i have for that theory TOBY PLEASE LET MY THEORY BE TRUE IT'D BE FUNNY AS HELL