#asualexis

[kinglyben]

TEXT ✉ ALEXIS x BEN

Alexis: Glad I could help and hey if you can pencil me in your busy schedule I can definitely make time to beat you in soccer again. Besides who doesn’t want bragging rights that they beat the king?

Ben: I could definitely try to pencil you in! Or even pen you in, then I can't break the plans no matter who tries to get my attention for something else.

Ben: Although speaking of attention for something else... I think the best I could do with keeping the labs open later is try to find one professor a night to do office hours, those chemicals are too much of a liability to be used without supervision :/

[kinglyben]

👀 + who are the prettiest girls in the kingdom?

Oh, wow, that’s a tough question -- all of the girls in the kingdom are beautiful, I’d hate to leave anyone out. Not to play favorites, but just a few off the top of my head are:

@malfaerys

My sister, @julietflorian

The stylish @happyevieafter​

My best friend, @eveningstardubois

And last but not least, @thatalexischick

send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

[dawnmilne]

TEXT ✉ ALEXIS x DAWN

Alexis: You think? But the damage it done and it’s not like I didn’t want to drink it anyways. I should have known better than to drink most of the bottle anyways.

Alexis: No, that would only mean we’re both suffering and that’s not good on my book. Just next time don’t let me drink as much as I did that night.

Alexis: Do you really have to ask? Girl, food is the way to my heart!

Dawn: True... hangovers are the gift that you can't give back! All you can do is stay in bed all day and whine and hope your puppy understands to go out the dog door instead of wanting a real walk.

Dawn: I'll be a much better drinking buddy next time! I'll match you shot for shot and make you stop when I do :-p

Dawn: And the way to feeling better and enjoying the rest of your weekend!

[ljsongs]

Texts 💛 Alexis & LJ

Alexis: Okay so I might have been a little bitter, but honestly I don’t want a relationship. It’s only a distraction and I have way too many thing to do.

Alexis: I don’t mind being alone, but I will admit I miss the idea of being in love. You know when you have that one special someone and they instantly give you butterflies and all that corny stuff.

Alexis: I’m okay, thanks. My abuelo took care of it but ma still found out about it so I’m working extra hours in the shop. Oh! Care package? I’d love you even more for one of those

LJ: Distractions can be fun though! And think about it, like menial tasks can help you think. Have you ever just been doing something stupid like unloading the dishwasher and gotten an idea for a remote coffee brewer or a self-pushing mop, or some way cooler brilliant idea that you would actually come up with? A relationship could be that like x100 for you!

LJ: I don't, I mean I've read about it and I've watched You've Got Mail more times than I can count - but I haven't gotten there on my own yet. I can't wait, but I also haven't found anyone worth being my Happily Ever After, y'know?

LJ: Extra hours in the shop sounds like your kind of trade off though. :P I'll pack one up right now and send it to you.

[jordanjinn]

Texts 👻 Alexis & Jordan

Alexis: Um, I’ll say an 8. I agreed to play truth or dare with my teammates and lets just say that I apparently don’t know how to pick anything but dare when I’m drunk.

Alexis: Definitely not in a pervy website. I would have Zapchatted you… I mean if I actually did it.

Alexis: Well right back at you, but I was asking just in case that had been one of the dares. I can’t remember.

Jordan: I admire that, although people drunkenly promising me truths is an excellent source of gossip for my vlog. But dare is definitely the ballsier choice overall.

Jordan: Oh no, I don't accept nudes over Zapchat. Not even from someone as pretty as you, I have a strict and necessary policy thanks to men.

Jordan: What else /did/ you get dared to do?

[dawnmilne]

[text] Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.

[text] I’m so sorry, I should have warned you about how smooth that Tennesee Honey goes down! It’s really easy to drink way too much.[text] Would it make you feel better if I pretended to have as bad of a hangover as I do?[text] Can I bring you french fries?

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT! MEME

[kinglyben]

[text] did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?

[text] I wasn’t tripping into bushes![text] I ran into one tree. One! And that’s because it was dark and I was chasing my dog, they must have better night vision than people do.[text] You’re not going to save that, are you? It’s sort of embarrassing. 

texts from last night! meme

[marykatehood]

[text] So we successfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.

[text] You know, Lex, if it was anyone but you I’d be a lot more impressed, but you seem to be lighting things on fire everywhere you go these days :-p[text] Was there actual bathwater in there when you did it? Because I’m imagining like, one of those fire fountains, and I’m really disappointed you weren’t snapping me videos as it was happening.

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT! MEME