May 9, 2021
Text || Holra
Lyra: Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn’t know where he is.
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Text || Holra
Lyra: Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn’t know where he is.
text 💬 tully
Turtle: [https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.292182780.3261/fmp,x_small,gloss,wall_texture,product,750x1000.u2.jpg]
Turtle: I saw this today, and I knew it was a sign I should be talking to you, but I can't figure out for the life of me what I'm supposed to be saying.
*:・ﾟ✧ Is that [ ASLIHAN MALBORA ]? No, it’s just [ HOLLY HEART ], the descendant of [ THE QUEEN OF HEARTS]! [ SHE ] is [ 22/BAKER ] and some say she tends to be [ SHALLOW ] but she is really [ BIG HEARTED ]. (DANY, SHE/HER, 25, CST) ✧・ﾟ*:
Congratulations Dany!! Please read over the checklist and send in your account within the next 48 hours.
Effective immediately, @hollyofhearts‘s FC will be LILY COLLINS. ASLIHAN MALBORA is now open !!
text 💬% jolly
Jia: I know I probably have NO business saying this, but like... does anything ACTUALLY taste better when you read someone's entire life story before you get to the recipe?
text 💬 holbie
Robbie: If I take a shot of Goldschlager, does the gold like get stuck in my body forever like that time I swallowed a marble or...?
seduce, steal from, serenade -- heiress, holly, hailey
Send me three names + a number…
My apologies if this disappoints anyone, but I’d like to preface this by saying that I’ve only found myself attracted to one of the individuals listed here, so these answers are purely speculatory. I’m trying to imagine what other people might see in them and choose to pursue, since I don’t care to pursue them myself.
Seduce: @heiress-magissa is the most traditionally ‘sexy’ of the lot; it has less to do with her natural beauty and more to do with the confidence she exudes and the aesthetic she chooses. Seduction and sexiness seem to go hand in hand, so I could see why others might choose to seduce Heiress.
Steal from: I’ve seen a plethora of responses from people choosing to ‘steal from’ the talented chefs among us. Given @hollyofhearts‘s baking business, I’d say that she’s probably the most likely candidate for this category. Hailey’s also a candidate, but it depends on how passionate a particular person is about ice cream, since that seems to be her specialty and baked goods have a bit more variety to them.
Serenade: That would leave @hailstormporter here. I’m sure if I cared to exert any more effort on playing this game, I could find reasons for putting her here beyond just ‘she was the individual leftover,’ but seeing as I still have several more of these in my inbox, I shall refrain from thinking on this reasoning any longer.
seduce, steal from, serenade -- holly, quincy, lina
send me three names + a number…
This is going to sound meaner than it is, but none of these names made me particularly excited. So uh...
Seduce: @hollyofhearts maybe?
Steal from: @eveningstardubois.
Serenade: @quincydavis.