#asvab

[fynnite]

love how a year ago when i got a 97 on the asvab/military placer test thing now means legitimately nothing due to being trans

all because of a draft dodger in power ,,

[thefrontporchbymdior]

[patroclus-keeper]

The fact that successfully solving math with minimal difficulty actually gave me an adrenaline rush—

[pynapplepyro]

Recruiter : Go open contact. Nobody is going to waste scores like yours by throwing you on the front lines.

An Exceptionally Mediocre TF|2 Grunt : I am definitely not going to regret this.

[greekgoddess458]

SO I GOT A 92 ON THE ASVAB

(Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery; a military test, basically, it's as big as the ACT and a 100 is a perfect score)

AND THE MILITARY WONT STOP CALLING ME BECAUSE THEY WANT TO RECRUIT ME AND I GOT A RANDOM CALL YESTERDAY AND I ANSWERED,

"Roadkill cafe, you kill 'em we grill 'em, how may I help you?"

AND THERE WAS A PAUSE AND A WOMAN'S VOICE SAID "I'm sorry, I think I have the wrong number."

I SAID "Roadkill cafe, you kill 'em we grill 'em, how may I help you?" TO THE MOTHERFUCKING UNITED STATES MILITARY WHAT HAVE I DONE

[learningcherryblossoms]

duolingo has finnish now.

and I’ve past my asvab with a 71.  looks like we’re all doing well today =D

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[guantanamo-bae]

Me taking test:

This may be one if the most important tests Ive ever taken, and will determine my future and career for years to come. I have to put all into this.

MY BRAIN: Dragon Tales, Dragon Tales

It's almost time for Dragon Tales

Come along and take my hand

Let's all go to Dragon Land