Ever Increasing Troubles For Me and By Me

A place where I put things I enjoy, and have fun with. Also sometimes things that cause me to be sad. Also sometimes things that cause other intense emotions, like hunger, or milk coming out of my nose.

[moldavite]

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

At the having a headache awards

[bungerc0re]

relevant again

[kaijuno]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

[princess-peridot]

How did you know if you dialed the right number

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

[teaboot]

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

[notevensneaky]

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

[systlin]

Wow right in the childhood.

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[that-house]

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[satan-offical]

55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 I DON'T KNOW THE REST 100 POTATO TOTS

[satan-offical]

NOT AGAIN

[memeuplift]

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[satan-offical]

I love being an outlet for creativity

I can compose, I can draw, I can write poems and stories and I can do anything I put my mind too

I'm way better than AI

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic

[lostsometime]

Also the new linguistic quirk of just saying “it was 2020” as like. The full end of a story. You say “it was 2020” and everyone knows what you mean.

“I was going to get my masters degree but then it was 2020, so yeah”

“I was cast in a play and then it was 2020”

“my boyfriend proposed but then it was 2020”

[cuillere]

(Was about to put this in the tags but then it was too good for tags)

"My baby was born in 2020, and then (two weeks later to be precise), it was 2020."

Actual truth from my actual life, I feel like I ought to use this more.

[the-haiku-bot]

(Was about to put

this in the tags but then it

was too good for tags)

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[jewfrogs]

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

[randomfae]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[ri5k]

hard to be soft... tough to be tender