#at 2

[stinkfacestories]

Thor, what are your favorite ways of pranking someone with your gas?

Thor: A trick i learned from Hercules several hundred years ago. Find someone and tell them you have a unique combat move that can counter them, or tell them you want to show them a new way to get out of a grapple. Get them in position so that their head is as close to your buttocks as possible and then say: "alright, ready, the trick is... Getting you into this position because I have to fart". Then, of course because you are the strongest avenger, you hold them in place and proceed to fart until you have had your fun

[bestiasilvanus]

Me: yeah Ive started having new kinda of dysphoria that weren't there before

My doc: lol that's crazyyy anyway how much has ur meat grown?

[entertainmentnerdly]

Interview with Jill Tarter, who led NASA's Search for Extraterrestrial Life in the 90s, at 2PM ET via /r/space https://ift.tt/3nM3cPt

[glasspenny]

At 2,070 square feet, SunDog Structure's two-level live/work model can be located in the woods, an urban infill lot, or on the waterfront. The bi-level layout allows for flexible program. #dwell #shippingcontainerhomes #shippingcontainerhomefloorplans #modernarchitecture #moderndesign

[psychoafricana]

1310 OP: IG @stupidresumes Date Posted: 2/18/18

[lesslight]

Pixie dream dust

Pixie: dust. moves easily. almost ghostlike Rick: next house over. adores Pixie Pixie is sitting facing the sky next to Rick who is looking at Pixie. moon light brightens Pixie with a question.

Pixie: do you ever wonder who else is watching the moon just like you are? perhaps seeing it in the same light.

Rick: i do. (Rick is smiling gazing at soft hairs of Pixie’s cheeks.)

Pixie: all these stars belong to me (her right arm going from her left hip over her head toward the sky arc to right hip. as Pixie follows through with this motion ripples generate through the stars out from her fingertips. minute particles from these stars begin drifting down floating sparkling moonlight twinkles dancing just for this moment.)

Rick: wow. this is beautiful. how did you do this?

Pixie: dust. it is dream dust. we are in a dream.

Rick: may i kiss you?

Pixie: hmmm...I suppose.

[dostali]

(со страницы https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He7HQEMfjhg)