#at 2pm

[motomamithings]

Some dude just tried really hard to convince me to have a quicky with him despite me telling him i have a boyfriend

[deathbypufferfish]

I'm going to be on the beach with no signal when dress rehearsal part II posts from the queue today. So good luck everyone!!!

[just-slightly-chayotic]

i saw a picture of jeff, lost my grip on my phone, it fell off my bed and, attempting to catch it, i also fell out of my bed while letting out the loudest startled yelp. if nothing else explains me as a person this does.

[ursifors]

the stream tonight was so much fun it was just insanity and jeremy seemed like he was having an absolute blast which is always fun to watch

[galaxina-the-pyro]

So, Uh...I have a VERY Unpopular Opinion?

Why do so many people hate the "Doofenshmirtz is Phineas/Candace's dad theory" like it's a plague to society when there are so many worse theories/headcanons that exist?

Like, I'm not even trying to say it's canon, because Dan and Swampy have told us hundreds of times that they're not related in the slightest, and honestly even back when I believed it wholeheartedly I have to admit that a lot of the "evidence" was circumstantial than anything else. Phineas and Doofenshmirtz are metaphorical mirrors to each other: while they have a lot in common, they also have many differences that correlate from their age, height, social life, role in life, etc. Heck, I remember there being a Disney radio show where Doofenshmirtz admitted that his favorite color is orange, but doesn't wear it or own ANYTHING orange because "he hasn't earned it". Meanwhile, Phineas wears orange as his iconic color (and if AYA is right since the colors of the balloons set up for that backyard dinner the gang set up are supposed to be Phineas and Isabella's favorite colors and they involve purple, Phineas' favorite color must be purple, Dr. D's iconic color at least for his fung shui).

They were never MEANT to be related, and as much as I personally like the idea, I'll admit that Phineas and Doofenshmirtz being related would've ruined the point of both characters, and it would've connected them a little too much. It's a fun idea to me, and a few of my favorite fanfics even centered on the concept (and I've even written a few fics like that, and still kinda do for fun), but there's just no realistic way for them to be related, especially with how close in age Vanessa and Candace are. It's pure fanfiction and nothing more than that.

But, like...it gets so much hate, guys, and I don't understand why. X'D Pretty sure people hate it more than that theory about Candace hallucinating everything in PnF and dying and her best friend selling the idea to Dan and Swampy? Even though that's a WAY WORSE concept in general? I've been trying to figure it out - I'm not questioning why people hate it in general because I get that, I'm just wondering why they hate it SO HARD, because, for the most part, it's a very wholesome sounding idea? At least to me.

(I'm also wondering why people keep asking if that theory is real when Dan and Swampy have said a MILLION TIMES that it's not. Guys. Please. It's not canon.)

[racco0nriotgrrrl]

When a family member straight up tells you to stop doing intuitive eating for a day and just wait 3 extra hours to eat lunch so they don’t have to get up earlier for Easter

[haikyuu-scenarios-drabbles]

be warned, im thirsty

but seriously what is wrong with me sitting in my Zoom class, head empty except for thinking about cockwarming Atsumu at some event in front of everybody. Like, he holds you real tight against his lap, whispering in your ear, “Be quiet now, don’t want anyone noticing do we?” except he kinda does want someone to notice so he can smirk at them and make sure they know you’re all his

[allexlacazette]

I've been in uni for less than 4 hours and I'm already done with it