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| Tea | 23 | they/she | | queer | ace | jeffsexual | main: @just-slightly-chaotic ao3: just_slightly_chaotic when will kimchay and jeff satur finally let me go?? i'm being held hostage and i don't like it. ... despite wuju bakery not being out yet i am already obsessed. be warned.

[just-slightly-chayotic]

the chokehold kimchay has on me... they literally got 5 minutes of screen time and a sad ending and i haven't been able to stop thinking about them since

[mycroftrh]

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

[chantylay]

Se also "he DID say that and he was LYING, and somehow you didn't notice."

[scattered-stardust]

Kim character of all time btw

What do you mean Kim “I’m just a singer trying to make it in the industry, so I put cats in my music videos and I’m just like you. But also I’m kind of a dick to my fellow college students. I act like I have never been flirted with in my life even though I’m pretty enough to be a model and in my spare time I’m an amateur detective because *paces room* FATHER IS LYING TO US. *slides giant portret of himself back to reveal an honest to god murder board with red string* i just can’t figure out how it all connects. In my other spare time I lie to one of my teenage fans and fall in love with him before breaking his and my own heart and killing people who want to kill him with my bare hands while having a gun in my back pocket the whole time. All the while baring my teeth at them in a feral smile, after which I leave the bodies to be discovered by the guy im in love with, like a cat leaving dead birds for it’s owner.” Theerapanyakul is a real character that I can watch on my screen right now

[chenouttachen]

seeing wooju bakery on streaming is like seeing the loch ness monster or getting video footage of atlantis. it’s an old legend, a myth, come to life.

[vani-satur]

Maison Valentino FW26-27 via instagram - makeuprasika

[which-ocs]

Which OC?

[vani-satur]

via site - wavve

uhh guys wuju trailer just dropped

[vani-satur]

Making a (condensed) timeline for everyone confused about whats going on with Wuju:

-In 2023 Wuju was announced during BOC's 2023 project lineup,it was being made by the company Hanyang Studio -original trailer relased on boc youtube Chanel - Began filming in may of 2023 in Korea

-was announced to be releasing around march 2024

In March 2024 the date got pushed back, it had been fully filmed by this point (there's an error in the photo they meant second half of the year not of march)

-sos and boc call out hanyang had not been communicating with them about the progress of wuju (this was the second time sos had said there had been no communication)

-This was pretty much the last update we ever got from hanyang on wuju

-people constantly asked Jeff about the what was happening to Wuju, he always told people he didn't know and to stop asking about it but people kept asking anyway (a comment Jeff made at the red giant ep listening party on November 12 2025 after being asked about wuju bakery)

-for 2 years there was no update and then people started saying Hanyang went bankrupt so it was likely wuju would never be released

-in december 2025 there were rumors of a new company was posting casting for wuju: Cinema Upright / Studio Genie

-People started messaging the company asking for explanations

-Once these rumors started to circulate Jeff released a statement ( on the 13 feb 2026) saying he had no involvement with this new company and has not been reached out to

-The release date for april 10 was put up on Studio Genies website silently around this time

- 28th of March 2026 a collection of stills from wuju was published onto a site called watchapedia

-31st of March the trailer was dropped on to the site Wavve

-This is the latest update, there has not yet been any new statements from Jeff or the other cast as far as I am aware -This new company isn't related to hanyang, hanyang would have sold whatever assets they had and this new company bought the rights

-edit just saw this on twitter so i guess the cast have still not been contacted then 😭 (actor of Hachi, Raons friend)

[vani-satur]

[just-slightly-chayotic]

the late night study sessions are beginning to feel more and more like might fuck around and rewatch kp again

[arewedoneyet]

via moonletss @ twitter | 15052025

[vani-satur]

cherripov

[neia-94]

[gabrielokun]

[river-rhyne]

[jeffsatyr]

[qwoolz]

“you can’t go to heaven when ur still alive.” bitch have u ever listened to Jeff Satur?

[live-from-flaturn]

I need to attend a Jeff Satur concert. Not only to hear those crazy talented pipes irl, but so I can stand there in totally unimpressed asexual silence and stare up at him with my big autistic eyes every time he flexes a muscle for squeals.

I think it would fix us both a little.

[arewedoneyet]

Ghost Ruby Storm Bouquet of flowers Mythology

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