THE RBH THEORY IS CANON AND I CAN FUCKING PROVE IT.
INHALEEE
@curliiwurlii you’re a fucking lifesaver ong
(spread the word. this is my longest and most proud theory ever. i will die on this hill. daily wooly scream COMMENCE)
im going to talk about this BACKWARDS because the first one is the most important
ONE. “i wouldn’t manipulate anybody! i only just like having fun!”
fucking LIES wooly. and you wanna know something else? NO ONE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MANIPULATION. he gave himself away. he took “wooly has more power than amanda” as “wooly is manipulating amanda”. that is NOT what op was trying to say. “i only just like having fun” is STUTTERING. HE TRIED TO COVER HIMSELF UP AT THE END BUT FUMBLED HIS FUCKING WORDS. WOOLY WE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.
TWO. (the tiktok is available now) “i wish something would protect me. i hope whatever this entity is that’s protecting me, i hope he’s nice and cuddly and he’s not scary or threatening whatsoever. man, i SURE WOULD HATE TO KNOW that that thing has a lot of teeth and a lot of eyes. that would be THE WORST thing to find out.”
now this is obvious exaggeration from james as a joke but it brings an extremely important point to light. WOOLY DOES NOT KNOW ABOUT EITHER OF THE ENTITIES. meaning he does not know the sheep entity is connected to him and what it’s done to joanne. THIS IS IMPORTANT. whether the memories of the entity transfer to woolys body is IMPORTANT. HE DOESNT KNOW. and that means he will find out in the game. and with everything we know about wooly (will almost throw up at the sight or mention of death, rotting and anything morbid), it really will be the worst thing to find out.
THREE. (THE TIKTOK IS BACK WERE FUCKIN SET. but anyway this is what i wrote down. this will be followed with the actual message) @lunasdestiny - my theory is that wooly is marcus and that marcus is siblings with rebecca. (to my best memory) “well it’s funny you mention that neph, because the truth is, im ACTUALLY-” [due to a breach in information, this message has been censored. here at H*meln we take pride in keeping all of our information private. thank you for helping to preserve H*melns happy joyful something fuck.] *screen glitches out and covers wooly, then cuts to static as a distorted H*meln jingle plays*
WHAT. THE FUCK.
I ALREADY HAD MY FUCKING SUSPICIONS WITH THE VIDEOS BEING GIVEN TO US BY H*MELN AND NOT AMANDA, WOOLY OR THE DEVS. I FUCKING KNEW IT. I. KNEW. IT.
serious time now. game face on. theory time now. ONE. WOOLY TRIED TO TELL SOMEONE WHO HE IS??? WHAT THE FUCK??? I KNOW THE PROMO IS BARELY CANON BUT STILL. THE FUCK. TWO. HE WAS INTERRUPTED BY NONE OTHER THAN FUCKING H*MELN THEMSELVES.
now. why would H*meln prevent woolys identity being revealed? it could be because they don’t want any information relating to them to become public. OR the better theory. WOOLY IS A PART OF H*MELN.
they had no fucking problem with sam and rebeccas disappearance becoming public. in fact they PLANNED it. they had no problem with being out in the open, their name everywhere, them being associated with sam and rebecca, that was ALL part of the plan. you know what wasn’t part of the plan? MARCUS.
woolys message to luna was “in violation of brand safety and non disclosure clauses”. it was SO SERIOUS that they had to get a “department of public relations” involved to shut it down IMMEDIATELY. AND they presumably destroyed any trace of it. doesn’t that sound familiar to A CERTAIN LIBRARIAN to you?
kate spent 15 YEARS OF HER LIFE trying to suss out and take down H*meln. her and her partners literally INFILTRATED THEIR BASE, COLLECTED SOLID INFORMATION, STRUNG IT ALL TOGETHER, AND ALMOST FIGURED OUT THEIR ENTIRE MOTIVE AND PLAN, just for H*meln to fucking get rid of it in like what. 2 days? just like that. kate gone. house burned down. evidence destroyed. partners killed (allegedly). the ONLY evidence of kates existence is through joanne and riley, who are being HUNTED DOWN. by what? oh yeah! THE SHEEP ENTITY. which, MAY I REMIND YOU, is not only very obviously related to wooly and his internal emotions, but allegedly working FOR H*MELN. NOT WITH. FOR. AND wooly is not aware of it.
back to wooly. unlike amanda, he didn’t work with H*meln. he worked FOR them. HE IS MARCUS. AND HE IS H*MELNS CHILD SACRIFICE.
he was about to say something about himself. up until this point he had been vaguely answering questions or making funny jokes. but THIS time he was about to DIRECTLY ANSWER A QUESTION. not just any question, a question regarding HIS TRUE IDENTITY AND WHETHER THAT IDENTITY WAS CONNECTED TO REBECCA IN SOME WAY. whatever he was about to say, H*meln couldn’t take any chances. so they cut him off, and made it CLEAR that we would never get that information-
wait
wait there’s something
there’s something here hold on
o- O H .
okay yeah this confirms EVERYTHING i need to know about this bitch. moving on
ya hear that? EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY. DISPOSE OF ALL EXISTING WOOLY MEDIA ASAP. H*MELN. PRODUCTS. woolys breach of information was so incredibly serious that H*meln practically BEGGED the viewers to destroy it and pretend it never existed. (just like when they cancelled the wooly readathon due to sams disappearance.) not later, NOW. get rid of it NOW. make sure no one finds out his identity NOW. SOUND FAMILIAR?
“everything is fine here. it’s all fine.” “wow, amanda! we really can fix anything!” “it’s fun to pretend you can go places, isn’t it?” “we can come back tomorrow. you don’t have to send that now.” “amanda! nothing is rotten here!” “you’re not telling the right story!” “cmon amanda! have a little patienceee!” “we can fix it… right?”
“you don’t have to answer that.”
avoiding. the thing wooly and H*meln have in common is AVOIDING. as soon as something doesn’t work the way H*meln intended, they deny it ever happening. as soon as something doesn’t go woolys way, he sucks it up and moves onto the next thing.
i want to bring your attention back to the “H*meln products” comment. we know for a fact the character of wooly belongs to H*meln (at least now). BUT. that’s not the only thing that belongs to them. wooly HIMSELF belongs to H*meln. MARCUS belongs to H*meln.
ok let’s FINALLY apply all of this to the RBH theory. the question is - why would they do this? what is so important about wooly that they felt the need to completely eradicate everything about that message?
i’ll tell you what. THEY GOT FUCKIN OUTED. congrats luna. you have officially canonically outed H*meln THEMSELVES. that theory was either somewhat correct or SPOT ON - including the part about them possibly being siblings. THAT is why they couldn’t let anyone know. THAT is why they reacted to it with such urgency. THAT is why they cut him off. they were SCARED. for that brief moment they were CAUGHT. and the entire point of all this is to NOT GET CAUGHT. (may i point out now that at the moment of woolys response, the camera started going fuzzy and shaking before cutting out, implying there was a person BEHIND the camera, much like how they were holding wooly captive IN THE ATA 2 ANNOUNCEMENT. if a camera is turned off, it can cause the screen to automatically cut to the colourful “no signal” display.)
wooly is marcus. they allowed him to answer theories as a funny little bit like they always do. they’ve always had HIM as the face of every promo, every announcement, every gag. until it wasn’t so funny. wooly said something he wasn’t supposed to, in relation to what was asked of him, the fact that he is marcus. it’s weirdly unlikely that he would just give away his true identity so randomly, but whatever he said was too much of a hint.
H*meln was in charge of that readathon. H*meln was in charge of what wooly was doing. H*meln was in charge of his actions, his words, his body, his thoughts, his life. the only way to be in charge of him is to OWN him. rebecca made a deal with H*meln. she never belonged to them. that’s different. but marcus belongs to H*meln. and the only way to belong to them is to be raised by them.
that’s my shit.
wooly is marcus. marcus is H*melns child sacrifice. why is he a sacrifice? because H*meln gave up one of their own. for what purpose is not quite clear, but wooly is there for a very important reason. he is being used by H*meln to control amanda. just like how he was presumably used to test the medical shit, give H*meln an image and spread their ideology.
the Raised By H*meln theory is CANON.
thank you for attending the daily wooly scream have a horrible day you little shit