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content: Angel the series quotes.
“Actually, i’m feeling superior because I have an arrow pointed at your jugular.”
“Am I intimidating? I mean, do I put people off?”
“And the sneers genetic. Who knew?”
“And you’re an evil bitch.”
“ A person needs certain designer..things.”
“Ask me why i’m smiling.”
“As far as evil plans go, it doesn’t suck.”
“Are you familiar with Dungeons and Dragons?”
“Are you saying we should start annoying other people?”
“Are you trying to turn me on?”
“Back in the day, I’d always get the box seats. Or, you know, eat the people who had them.”
“Bad things always happen here.”
”But if a thing is meant to be, how can it be forced?”
“But I guess a leopard can’t change his stripes.”
“But there must be some way I can show my appreciation?”
“Can I take off this blindfold yet?”
“Come on, you hussy. Spill it!”
“Couldn’t you have at least tortured him a little bit more?”
“Damn! This is so much harder than it looks on Batman.”
“Darling, it was just fornication. Really great fornication.”
“Did I do something to displease you?”
“Did you practice that in front of the mirror a few times?
“Don’t be fingering the robots.”
“Don’t know if you know this, but, uh I killed my mum. Actually, i’d already killed her and then she tried to shag me so I had to uh - “
“Don’t let my death mean nothing.”
“Don’t play games with me.”
“Do you think I care about your little crush?”
“Dude! You just rescued a puppy.”
“Every moment you have left I’m gonna be by your side. You’re never gonna be alone again.”
“Everything else is just a lie.”
“Forget about that evil witch. Let’s talk about me.”
“Get a cab, you moron. And on the way, if a stranger offers you candy don’t get in the van.”
“Get dressed and get out! Because the next time I see you, I will kill you.”
”God, I could eat his eyeballs.”
“Guess what I’m doing now? Not using my windpipe.”
“Handsome man saved me from the monsters.”
“Has someone been putting vodka in your blood?”
“He and I are no longer having intercourse.”
“He has ceased communication with me.”
“He’d tie me to a tree and then run away.”
“Hey! Do you like bribes?”
“Hey, you’re pretty. You wanna make out?”
“How bout the stuff that is true? Can we believe that?”
“I avoided the main arteries. She’ll live, if that’s what you call this.”
“I came here because you were in danger.”
“I can explain that. I was struck by lightning.”
“I do not have puppet cancer!”
“I didn’t think anyone would get hurt.”
”I don’t need to hear your evil plans”
“I didn’t feel anything. Did you feel anything?”
“I don’t think { insert name } appreciated being called my little bam-bam all night.”
”I’d claw my way back from the depths of hell to lay by your side.”
“I had my throat cut and all my friends abandoned me.”
“I have 37 cats and I’ve just changed all their names to Jasmine.”
“I have no problem spanking men.”
“I much prefer hitting you with blunt instruments.”
“I've been accused of a great many things in my time, but paranoid has never been one of them. Unless people have been saying it behind my back.”
“I just thought I’d see what it was like to bounce off the pavement. Pretty much what I expected.”
“I just wish I were more like you. You know, except for the part about being all into science and not having a lot up front.”
“I loathe being used. If I recall, I sent you a fifteen-body memo to that effect.”
“I love you so much I almost forgot to brood.”
“I mean who’s got time for love when you’re out there doin it with the demons.”
“I’m not going anywhere with you, demon.”
“I’m getting real bored with this game.”
“I’m not gonna strangle you.”
“I’m just getting started, baby. I know how to please you; all you have to do is let me.”
“I’m not playing. I just wanna feel something besides the cold.”
“I’m not real comfortable with hugging.”
“I’m sorry. I can’t be in your little club. I’ve never murdered anybody.”
“I’m shocked! Shocked that you'd say that.”
“I’m still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody’s bitch.”
“I'm teaching him to die!”
“I really don’t like it when people shoot me.”
“Is that what you think you are? A hero?”
“I still can’t believe you’re here. I mean, I killed you.”
“I play this game. It’s pointless and it annoys me. And yet, i’m compelled to play on.”
“I swear, she picked out the song herself.”
“I swore that I would show no mercy and I won’t.”
“I told you, he grew up in a hell dimension.”
“If you wanna, you know, spend one night away from the place. Maybe give me a call.”
“It’s been a long time since I said this to anyone, but you can scream all you want.”
“It’s not murder if you say yes.”
“Is this the part where I get all weak in the knees?”
“I've always had a thing for older women.”
“I've been hitting the half-breed. He makes noise.”
“I've done everything you ever asked, and I've done it well.”
“Just turn around and walk away.”
"Let me tell you a bedtime story.”
“Look, I can’t do this anymore.”
“Looked like a pretty happy dream. Maybe the covers were just rumpled.”
“{insert name}, your coat is singing.”
“No way. We make our own choices.”
“Not much of a choice really, is there? Can’t drink, smoke, diddle my willy.”
“Now it’s time for you to return the favor.”
“Now you did it. I’m gonna have to get your lame-ass blood all over my sweet new suit.”
“Oh, your ass better pray I don't look that word up.”
“Oh, that’s so sweet. And a tad condescending.”
“One of us has been drinking and i’m sorry to say it’s not me.”
“Okay, am I wrong in thinking that a please and thank you is generally considered good form when requesting a dismemberment?”
“Open book. Anything you want to know.”
“Pretend to read any good books lately?”
“Purple. Yet you have no trouble pronouncing pomegranate.”
“Screwing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm.. there should be a play.”
“Sex with robots is more common than most people think.”
“She’s evil you gormless tit!”
“She thinks she’s the god-king of the universe.”
“She sacrificed herself because she loved you.”
“So I guess we should, I don’t know, talk?”
“So, um, are you still .. grrr?”
“So what’s wrong with you?”
“Step away from the glass.”
“Stop being such a wanker and put it on.”
“Stop saying that. And stop calling me pastries.”
“Such a hungry kitty, meow. You’ve been a starved one, haven’t you?”
“Sworn enemy? Really? Have we met? Because I don’t remember swearing.”
“Tell me we don’t live in a Soap Opera.”
“That’s great. It’s nice you moved on; I can’t.”
“That’s right, keep walking. You walk alone! You walk alone!”
“That’s unbelievable. I didn’t think you ever had sex.”
“There’s nothing I respect more than loyalty.”
“There’s no belonging or deserving anymore. You can take what you want, have what you want, but nothing is yours.”
“This thing coming after you. How bad on a scale of, say, one to Terminator?”
”Theres only one thing that ever changes anything and that’s death.”
“There will be no coming together, okay?”
“They're looking at the wee little puppet man.”
“The more you piss me off, the longer i’ll keep you alive.”
“The road to redemption is a rocky path.”
“To sacrifice a loved one or pet, press the pound key.”
“Uh, can I get a cup of coffee or something?”
“Wait. What the hell am I worried about?”
“We cling to what is gone. Is there anything in this life but grief?”
“We could rule this world. Why do you oppose me?”
"We take what we can get, champ. And we do our best with it."
“Were you even listening?”
“We’re gonna need a cage.”
“Well, congratulations. You’re gonna have a grandspawn.”
“Well, you know what they say. Life’s full of surprises.”
“Well, personally, I kinda wanna slay the dragon.”
“Would you like me to lie to you now?”
“Working on it. Failing miserably, but working on it.”
“What? I’m listening - with beer.”
“What are those? Holiday decorations left over from some S&M bondage party?
“What are you going to do? Kill me?”
“What frickin’ bizzaro world did I wake up in?”
“Why haven’t you kissed me? You’ve been dying for it, haven’t you?”
“Yeah, don’t let him get to you, kiwi.”
“Yeah, yeah. Hulk smash.”
“You break so easily. Why do you bother getting back up?”
“You can’t be my mother.”
“You can’t fire me. I’m vision girl.”
“You can kiss my vampire ass.”
“You can teach me about life and I can teach you how to dress better.”
“You drank a great deal of that poison. You called me a lot of names meant to hurt feelings I no longer have.”
“You filthy harlot! I'm gonna tear your neck out!”
“You got me. I’m a pope.”
“You have a choice. That is something more precious than you’ll ever know.”
“You have reached ritual sacrifice. For goats, press one or say goats.”
“You just kinda piss me off.”
“You just like stabbing me.”
“You just peed on my shoes.”
“You know that sinking feeling you sometimes get the morning after? It arrived early.”
“You know that whoosh thing that you do when you’re suddenly not there anymore? I love that.”
“You're planning on sleeping over?”
“You’re right. I do deserve to go to hell.”
“You’ll prove I can trust you when the day comes that you have to kill me - and you do.”
“You see, I was once a badass vampire.”
“You think you did me a favor? You damned me!”
“You used to be a person! Did you never party? Did people not gather in olden times?”
“You’re like Gandalf the white, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever.”
“You’re not cross with me, are you?”
