#au pls

[assassins-and-hidden-blades]

You know the promo posters of the assassins?

Imagine them as real people posing for the cameras and what they do afterwards.

“And... cut!”

(Jacob, retracting his blade and heading for the pub:) “Thank God that’s over with.”

[aconstantallegory]

alice in starbucks

[gaysin-space]

Okay but Niall being the single 30yr old uncle that shows up to the Tomlinson household bragging about how much money he has and how much he loves the single life is giving me life

[gaysin-space]

IF THIS ISNT ZIALL THEN I DONT KNOW WHAT IS IM SCREAMING I NEED TO WRITE THIS OMGGGGGG All the head cannons All the tropes All the Ziall REALNESS omg

[sleepymouses]

i wanna see a movie where an evil villain creates a monster, out of some demonic ritual or something where its like, spawned from great evil or whatever

cos u know how in movies where they do this and they get a full grown monster all ready to go out and cause mayhem?

well, i’d like to one where the smoke clears and the monster.. is just a tiny newborn baby monster. Got no killing instincts whatsoever, and when the villain comes over to check it out, the monster attaches itself to them cos it thinks the villain is its parent

so the villains like wtf, now they’re stuck with this adorable little thing clinging to their boot. They end up having to raise it and everything, then, idk, a story develops from there!

[auroradean]

picture this:

cas in low slung sweatpants

[sleepymouses]

u know how sometimes people gitwrap themselves to surprise friends or family members if theyve been gone for awhile? well, what if someone did that, got themself hidden in a big box and everything, but what if they ended up at the wrong place?