So I was thinking about Garak and Julian expanding their cultural exchange to include movies, which got me considering what Cardassian movies would be like, and then specifically what Cardassian movies Garak would watch.
long story short, Julian will fall asleep, dad-style, on the couch an hour into the movie and right in the middle of the fifth major monologue; Garak will be pissy about it; and Julian will not apologize for it because it's not his fault Cardassian Citizen Kane is seven hours long.













