Hello there! I was wondering if you can write yandere!August? I haven’t seen one yet so I was wondering if u could make one? hehe 🥹
— AUGUST STILZA YANDERE HEADCANONS + SCENARIO!
.ᐟ OOHHH LEMME COOK WITH THIS ONE, BABYYY!!!
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In his eyes, you are the perfect muse. No matter if you're short, tall, thin, wide, you're the person who he dreams of creating clothes for
Absolutely smitten by your reactions when he lets you try his designs. The doors are locked, a Do-Not-Disturb sign hanging on the knob, as he does not want others to see you in his clothing
"OOHHH, BABY! YOU LOOK SO DAMN GOOD ON THAT!" "GIVE ME A TWIRL—OH, MAMA, THINK YOU JUST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!"
The same hyper-focus he puts into his projects shifts entirely onto you when you walk into his workshop. He abandons the fabrics and spins around to greet you with that too-bright smile
"You're here! Good! I work better when you're 'round here, y'know!"
His jealousy is loud as well. If someone gets too close to you, he'll laugh too loudly, stepping beside you while snaking an arm around your waist
"Buddy... why're you talking to my person?" "August... he was just asking for some directions." "So he's lost and stupid? Man, what a sad combo."
He doesn't really hide his jealousy; in fact, he sees it as a form of affection. Kind of a way to protect you
He procrastinates on everything except you. Deadlines? Ignored. Repairs for uniforms? Half-finished. Designs? Haven't even began brainstorming! But the moment you asked for something, no matter how big or small it is, he finishes it the same day no questions asked
"HERE, BABY! I finished it all up—just for you!" "Thank you, August! You didn't have too, though. Don't you have some uniforms that need repairs?" "Eh, you're more important than those."
This man is LOUD in all capital letters. Doesn't hesitate to put a claim on you the moment he laid eyes on you
"HEYA! THAT'S MY FUTURE PARTNER RIGHT THERE! HELL YEAH, THEY ARE, SO BACK OFF!"
Almost all of your clothes are handmade by August—and it shows. His colours cling to you, like a bold statement to everyone else that you're his. He knows your shape, posture, silhouette better than you ever could, so of course, he took the initiative. Your old clothes? Gone. Replaced with a brand-new wardrobe crafted entirely by him!
"August! You really didn't have too..." "It's my pleasure, baby! Besides, you look so much better with those colours of mine!"
He's extremely and impossibly clingy—almost to the point of suffocation. If he's not out there dragging you into his workshop under the guise of a "motivation booster," he's never far from your side. Even when you're around other Cleaners, he's practically glued to your back
He'll try to isolate you—he wants to monopolise your attention on him and only him. Why would you need other people when he's loud enough for you two? But, knowing that it's futile, he'll resort to subtle methods to ensure you always end up in his workshop. A missing stich. A collar that's slightly too tight. A layer on the verge of falling off. Somehow, your uniform always has one minor yet glaring problem after mission—yet your everyday outfits remained perfectly fine
"August... Are you there? Sorry to bother you, but my uniform—" "BABYYY!! DIDN'T I TELL YA THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME IN MY HUMBLE ABODE!"
If someone else tries to wear a design meant for you, he'll be silent and terrifying calm
"I'll give you three seconds to take that off before I sew you up dead."
He keeps everything you accidentally leave behind. Be it a scrap of paper, hairpin, or even a broken button, he has an entire shelf both in his bedroom and workshop dedicated to your stuff. It's surprisingly well-hidden too, though most just assume it's spare items
Eishia has to hear everything about you through his brother. It gets to the point where she, too, knows almost everything there is to know about you—and the girl only encounters you whenever you're injured or hanging out with Team Akuta!
"AND THEN, THEY SMILED AND HUGGED ME AS THANK YOU! AREN'T THEY SUCH A SWEETHEART, EISHEY-WEISHEY?!" "Brother... you've been telling me that story for five hours already."
The reason he shares so much with his sister is because it's important to him that his family likes and approves of you. You can bet that Grandma Alice is sick and tired of hearing August yap about you that she all but demands him to just marry you already
"AUGUST! IF YOU LIKE THEM THAT MUCH, JUST MARRY THEM ALREADY AND SHUT UP." "BUT, GRAN-GRAN! IF I MARRY THEM, THEN I'LL HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THEM EVEN MORE!"
He already has numerous wedding dresses sketched and ready to be made. He just had to always get your measurements just in case of any last-minute changes
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YOU ONLY STOPPED by August's workshop to have him fix your uniform for the nth time. Sighing, you glared at the clothing bundled in your hand. Why was it always you? The other Cleaners didn't have your streak of bad luck with uniforms—hell, there was even a betting pool on if you were going to return with an intact uniform.
So far, nobody has betted on that.
You grumbled, dragging your feet toward the double doors with a clear sign in red, bold ink: DO NOT DISTURB! GO AWAY! IF YOU ENTER, I WILL NIBBLE ON YOUR TOES (THAT'S NOT A THREAT, BUT A PROMISE!)
You knocked twice before opening the door in a small gap. "August...?" you called out, voice low. "I'm sorry to bother you, but my uniform—"
You didn't even have time to finish your sentence before the door swung wide open with a bang. August stood in front of you, arms spread wide, teeth bared to the world, as his eyes settled on you under his goggles.
"BABYYY!" he greeted, enveloping you in a tight hug, "DIDN'T I TELL YA THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME IN MY HUMBLE ABODE?!"
Weakly, you replied, "Um, yeah. But you had your sign up, so I figured you were doing something important."
August all but threw his head back wildly, craning his neck and cackling so loud that the sound bounced off the workshop walls like a malfunctioning fire alarm. You were anticipating a groggy Zanka arriving a few minutes later to complain about the noise, grumpily muttering about letting people sleep in during their day off.
"IMPORTANT?!" the blond man barked, lifting you clean off the ground. "BABY, THE ONLY IMPORTANT THING I SEE RIGHT NOW IS YOU!"
You sighed, all too used with August's antics as you dangled helplessly in his arms, legs swinging like a depressed wind chime. "Put me down, August," you wheezed.
He did, ever so gently. Your feet landing softly on the floor, surrounded by piles of sketches, fabrics, and trinkets that went along on the Cleaner’s uniform.
“So!” August started, already siting on his chair and leaning forward at your direction. “What’re you here for, babe? Got another project for me? Wanna watch me work on the uniforms? OH! I got it—“ he snapped a finger, smiling brightly “—you finally wanna go on a date with me!”
You blushed, remembering how this man has no filter nor shame with it comes to his feelings to you. Not that you weren't well aware already, but it never ceases to amaze you that he could repeatedly confess to you even when you're still trying to untangled your emotions.
"You wish!" you coughed, hiding your flushed cheeks before pushing your uniform to his chest. "My uniform acted up again during my mission... The seams were undone so I had to fight while not flashing any trash beasts."
August bellowed with laughter, doubling over so hard he nearly toppled his chair. "HAAAA?! THAT UNIFORM OF YOURS IS A MENACE, BABY! A CRIMINAL!" He snatched the fabric from your hands and held it up to the light, squinting fiercely through his goggles. "IT DARES TO SHOW YOU OFF TO THOSE TRASH BEASTS! UNFORGIVABLE!"
He then struck a pose, one hand hiding his lower face while the other, still holding your uniform, pointed straight at you. "Only I get to see you like that, yeah!"
You shook your head, already too used to hearing those words. "Yeah, yeah. Only you, August. Only you," you repeated, a small smile tugging your lips as he cheered in delight. "Anyway, can you find the time to repair the seams? I have another mission tomorrow."
"I CAN DO IT RIGHT NOW!" he barked, spinning around his chair so fast you had to hold his shoulders down.
"You really can do it later if you're busy—"
He zipped your mouth with a finer, smirking as he clicked his tongue. "Baby, did ya forgot? The only important thing here is you." He then turned to the table, opening a cabinet as he began working on your uniform. His hands moved fast, threading needles, tugging seams, and stitching with a frenzied precision that you hoped won't result in another meeting tomorrow.
Every so often, he'd glance up at you, eyes bright and unblinking, like he was making sure you hadn't left yet. Well, you learned better than to leave early when asking him for repairs.
You also didn't really give it much of a thought that you were in his workshop in an almost daily basis. You're fighting skills were close-combat whilst others tended to have some sort of respectable distance from the trash beasts, so it made sense to you that your uniform was more of a victim than theirs.
August suddenly stood, startling you as he draped the repaired uniform over your shoulders, his hands lingering just a heartbeat too long.
"There," he murmured, voice low and almost gentle. "Perfect fit. Just like always."
You looked down at the perfectly mended stitches, so clean you could barely tell it was torn apart just moments earlier. You smiled at him, patting his biceps gratefully. "Thanks again, August. I owe you one." Then, your smile gained a teasing edge to it, softly punching his arm. "You made sure it'll stay in one piece this time, right?"
August's smile stretched wide, almost reaching his eyes as he hugged you tight. "No need for any of that, baby! All you gotta do is stay by my side always, yeah!"
His fingers squeezed your shoulders, nails almost digging into your muscles as he inched his face closer to yours. "Come back any time your uniform breaks! Or when it doesn't! Or for no reason at all! This workshop's as yours as it is mine!"
You laughed, nodding to his words. "Yes, yes; I hear you, August. Thanks again!" You turned back, already a step over his doors before sending one final look over your shoulder. "Oh! And make sure your door's not locked later, okay? Heard that the kitchen's making some desserts tonight!"
"WOULDN'T MISS IT FOR THE WORLD, BABY!" August laughed, dying down when you closed the door shut.
Damn, he already missed your presence. The warmth you radiated as you leaned against him, watching him repair your uniform. The way he could feel your heartbeat thumping against his shoulder blades, buzzing him with so much restless affection he almost threw away the fabrics and pulled you to his lap.
He reached up, touching the spot on his biceps where your hand rested, as though the heat still lingered there. His grin softened, imaging how you would react if he leaned down for a kiss during that moment. He bet you would blush like crazy, face burning like a fire to skillet while trying to hide behind your uniform.
Then, it dawned on August that he didn't really answer your last question. Not that you noticed it, but it brought a sense of satisfaction and thrill that you still trusted him even after all the mishaps your uniform had given you.
And if he had "accidentally" left a few button loose on your uniform, well... all you had to do was come back to him again.
All in a day's work.
















