Listen Augustine, I’m not so sure you were partying too hard the days before the apocalypse. I’m also not so sure, sir, that you remember those pre-apocalypse days either.
I like to think Jod resurrected them and said— “before the apocalypse we partied like it was 1999…”
Though, please, Augustine, do tell me more about Ulysses. He was pretty fucking dead and nobody ever knew him when he was alive before the apocalypse, so what resurrection shenanigans did Jod pull to get him a soul(s) and what personality came out on the other side of that?










