stab happy

a sheriff by any other name. 87 year old cowboy (it's Polks. mostly a reblog blog. I post art sometimes @polkque on bsky)

[rhulk-kicked-me]

Me whenever I see a mutual I haven’t seen post in a long while:

[godkillerbrigade]

Careful, Odysseus. Polyphemus might be blinded, but he's still strong. Make sure he doesn't call for reinforcements, or you'll be in trouble.

[godkillerbrigade]

Sirens, huh…? If only there were a way I could listen to their song without walking into the sea…

Hmmm, maybe I could listen to their song without walking into the sea…

Maybe this rope could help… but how…?

I want to listen to their song, but if I do, I'll walk into the sea…

[godkillerbrigade]

Watch out, Odysseus. Circe's magic is stronger than you think. Press the X button when she starts charging up her pig blast, or you'll be turned into sliced ham!

[pissbataille]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON—3.5 Unbowed and Unbent

[zizelle]

ilove homosexuals i  love bisexuals  i love trans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayy ayyayy ayy Weare all sooo ocool

[plum-soup]

your silence on fresh basil pesto is deafening.

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

[quendergeer]

i assumed this was porn

[valieryewinds166]

[guiltfactory]

"this isn't romantic because their relationship is unhealthy and abusive" YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ROMANCE

[iphigeniacomplex]

heated rivalry season 2 should be a straightforward retelling of the epic of gilgamesh

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[dogpuppy]

[marwyn]

Is your first name canon in asoiaf

Yes

No

Sort of (spelled differently, etc.)

Voting ended onJul 24

Here’s the character list on the wiki for reference

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[victusinveritas]

[frasohei]

[murraysiskind-deactivated202511]

Me: Tom Cruise I picked up more plain steamed fish for you to eat for every meal because of your pathologies

Tom Cruise: thank you so much. By the way I feel that we have been through enough together - you doing a Misery on me and breaking both my legs, etc - that you can just call me Tom

Me: Thank you for saying that Tom Cruise

[paparoach]

i will be your 30 year old mutual

[mossworm]

[yellow-cat]

when im 45 years old ill still be here posting like take my hand. lets go into menopause together