#augustus natm

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augustus: "there's a month called august?"

octavius: "there's also a month called october"

jed: "and also a july"

julia: "nice"

Where is his month

[arttsuka]

candace: "you're so busted"

augustus: "i already am a bust"

candace: "MOOOOM! PHINEAS AND FERB ARE MAKING THE MUSEUM EXHIBITS TALK AGAIN"

[arttsuka]

jed: (reading a trivia book) "hey, did you know that roman statues used to be colorful and the only reason they look white now is because their paint rubbed off over the years?"

augustus: "you should have seen me at my prime, i looked like some kind of mardi gras decoration"

Unfortunately I don't think there's a trivia book small enough for Jed to navigate through. Thankfully smart phones 📱 exist.

Too bored to write the dialogue myself so I edited it in (it probably is more readable now anyway)

[arttsuka]

Augustus: "Do you think it's unfair that taxidermied animal heads mounted on walls also come to life?"

Octavius: "Why do you think that? You're also only a head yourself."

Augustus: "Yes, but I know and have come to terms that I'm a statue built this way. They are once living animals who returned into a second life incomplete and cannot comprehend their new existence. They're probably just terrified all the time wondering why they can't feel their limbs..."

Jed: "...dang. That's really messed up if you think about it too much."

[arttsuka]

jed and octavius: *wrapping up augustus in bubble wrap* "there! now you can scoot around all you like without fear of breaking"

[arttsuka]

jedtavius kiss while augustus and julia are both like "ewwwww!!!" like little kids when their parents kiss 😂

[arttsuka]

can augustus hop around like the pixar lamp

Here (I don't know how to animate, pretend this looks good). Also I replaced 'pixar' with 'night at the museum' because why not

[arttsuka]

Julia and Augustus bickering over the remote while watching TV.

Somehow.

They'd figure it out, families always find a way to fight