Aunt Donna...
Aunt Donna sounds like Roz from Monsters Inc.
Aunt Donna asks you if you can pick her up a carton of Virginia Slims and a fifth of Crown Royal from the corner store. You're twelve.
Aunt Donna cooks you breakfast seasoned with cigarette ashes. This is because she cooks double wielding the spatula and her cigarette complete with two inches of ash.
Aunt Donna gives you irreplaceable life advice, including "When life gives you lemons, honey, tuck em!"










