Ron: Hey Mum, do you have a favorite kid?
Molly: hmmm...Harry.
Ron: Wha-Hes not even-Whever. Dad?
Aurther: Harry.
Ron: This is ridiculous! Hes not even your kid!
Molly: Fine Ron dear, who's your favorite sibling?
Ron:.....Harry.
Aurther: Exactly.

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Ron: Hey Mum, do you have a favorite kid?
Molly: hmmm...Harry.
Ron: Wha-Hes not even-Whever. Dad?
Aurther: Harry.
Ron: This is ridiculous! Hes not even your kid!
Molly: Fine Ron dear, who's your favorite sibling?
Ron:.....Harry.
Aurther: Exactly.
We all know Hermiones Black and Harrys Indian but uhhhhh
In medival times redheads were persecuted bc it was thought all redheads were devil worshiping Jews
Jews are known for having large families with lots of children
Contrary to stereotypes most Jews are relatively poor
Jews are obviously very anti nazi
Blood liables and being called traitors are both antisemetic stereotypes
Also it’s offensive to call a Jew a weasel, smthn Malfoy does multiple times
The Weasleys are Jewish
Also Ginny Weasley is a trans girl and Molly cried from joy @ finally having a daughter
No I do not take criticism
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk
HP FANDOM FIGHT ME
Hey uhhh i would like to say where the fuck is the Narcissa/Molly ship at HP fandom?? Yall are sleeping on probably the most badass ship of all time, and here me out ok?
· I know yall fuckin LOVE the angst, and the enemies/friends/lovers dynamic has a lot of potential? Drarry is good at this i guess, but DECADES of petty fighting and going against social norms of class for love??? Thats some Romeo and Juilet shit right there
· Yall have the firey, angry, small girlfriend and the tall, cold, shut off femme alright, this has so much potential
· They balance eachother out in a lot of ways: Molly is more emotional and firey, shes fiercely loyal, protective, and expressive (things Narcissa needs in her life, as she was forced into a box from her wealthy upbringing, showing no emotion and surround with people who would probably sell her out for a potatoe chip); Narcissa is more calm and collected, her soothing presence calms down Mollys easily ruffled feathers. Since she is a people person, she would be able to control Molly's temper and offer a inviting presence for Molly to rant and show affection to.
· Both of them are stubborn to a fault, however, but that would provide them with the opprotunity to learn to cooperate and listen to one another and, in turn, other people.
· They would literally gossip into the night about wizarding friends and celebrities
· Molly would be SO overprotective of Narcissa, and if ONE SI N G LE PERSON even LOOKED at her girlfriend the wrong way she would put them in their place
· Molly being too proud to except any expensive gifts from Narcissa, but Narcissa aint havin it
"I dont wANT it-"
"If you do not let me put this gold necklace around your neck then I'm LEAVING YOU. Come here NOW and BE GRATEFUL that you have such an AMAZING GIRLFRIEND."
· LiSTEN Molly and Narcissa after the war, and Narcissa reaches out to Molly to personally appologise to her about the loss of her children, and becoming acquaintances. They mail eachother a lot after Molly reluctantly agrees.
· They end up meeting for tea a couple times, and Narcissa eventually comes to the Burrow. She hides the disgust she has for the place, but after a couple times visiting, she realizes how beautiful it is as Molly is fussing about it and cleaning the house. She sees all of the traces of Molly and her children throughtout the house and comes to enjoy staying it, as it is far better than the vastly humongous, empty and haunting Malfoy Mannor.
· Narcissa realizing that she loves Molly when Molly is teaching her how to cook in the kitchen. She doesnt want to loose the friendship they have, and forces her feelings down deep into her heart because theyre both married to other men.
· SIDE NOTE: Molly teaching Narcissa to cook and other silly things that Narcissa doesnt know how to do because of her privledged childhood. The potential fluff!!!! Like them baking cupcakes or something and Molly smears icing on Narcissa because shes tired of hearing this woman complain about doing this when she has a house elf that could do it for her.
· And the class difference would be such a major plot point and add so much more drama!! Like Narcissa marrying into a lower class, and to a WEASLEY no doubt. Others would hate that Molly was marrying an ex-death eater that accumulated their wealth from harming others.
· Narcissa moving past her ingrained sence of homophobia, racism, and the idea that being 'strong' is to show no emotion (with help from Molly, of course)
· Distinguished Bi: Molly
· Disaster Bi: Narcissa
FIGHT ME ON THIS
· Mollys the top, dont @ me
Bonus:
· Harry and Draco are literally SHOCKED when they see their moms kissing in the kitchen, Draco screeches at the top of his lungs while Harry runs away from the scene, effectively scarring the shit out of everyone within a 5 mile parimeter
SOME ONE TELL ME IM NOT ALONE ON THIS SHIP!!
Your face when you discover that the robbers of 101 Dalmatians were Doctor House and Arthur Weasley.