Mar 5, 2015
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AC: ::33 < believe it or not jo is catually a decent catptain
auspiciouscicatrix
say you have an egg, and you needed to get that egg into a bottle with an opening that is smaller than the egg, but you couldnt break the bottle or the egg. to accomplish this, you have the bottle, the egg, a pack of matches, a bowl of vinegar, and some paper. how do you get the egg in the bottle?
auspiciouscicatrix
::33 < wow it is a good thing I cant sl33p beclaws people are being fucking stupid on the internet again
::33 < let my stupid subordinate make his own furricking moustakes and crawl back into the cess pool you climbed out of
≡:* i lovE yoU commodorE!
commodorE, i'm apparentlY spendinG thE nighT at a human'S housE. i didn'T eaT hiM! don'T worrY! seE yoU in thE morninG!
geminidoomed: what are the actual qualiifiicatiion2 two become a piirate?
auspiciouscicatrix: ::33 < boat + theft + waterbased escape route::33 < an eyepatch purrobably
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slowlY putS on an eyepatcH.
templarsgladius, eidolonhoax, caligulanaffection, auspiciouscicatrix, jaynnecrockr, cynicgovernor
Youre the folks ! havent had the chance to greet yet! Jaicobs the name and adventurings the game. How are you lot?
Can you explain your relationship with Nepeta?
nepetA is prettY indescribablE, yoU knoW? my commodorE meanS a loT to me. she'S my bosS anD my frienD. i'd folloW heR to thE edgE of thE galaxY anD bacK, honestlY.
What would you do if it turned out there were more tyrian bloods in your timeline than just Karkat?
uh. i don'T. knoW? i'd do whateveR commodorE tolD me to do. i'm noT biG on politicS. hehehE, i'm a littlE toO stupiD foR thaT. buT, likE, i thinK peoplE likE commodorE anD equiuS knoW a loT betteR thaN me, so, i'lL leavE theM to it, anD supporT theM wheN theY neeD it. besideS! twO rulerS arE betteR thaN onE, righT? or somethinG. maybE thaT waS eggS? twO eggS arE definitelY betteR thaN onE.