#aussie anon

[miascookieshelter]

Aussie anon with the cannibalistic Shadow Milk here!

One, your cookies must have amazin' taste if they love cards against humanity- would recommend the Aussie edition.. because yeah, there's a special edition that's got Aussie flavoured bullshittery at its finest.

Two: ive set up signs around the house to warn of little shit supreme over here, and funny enough, two very different looking cookies have had the guts to approach.

And apparently not getting damn eaten either. I recognised one as a Lychee Dragon, though they looked a bit hurt. Didn't appear to be from Smilk though.

The other cookie looks like a Pure Vanilla. Not sure if he's an Awakened variant, as he looks normal, but I've seen him starting to tail the unhinged little fucker around. It's impressive how shadow milk seems to tolerate him.. The Lychee Dragon seems to just stick to darker areas of the house.

So, any tips on this odd bloody lil menagerie? Cheers mate.

One, note taken, I've been trying to collect all the sets!!!

Two, I am also surprised they aren't hurt. But it's a very welcome surprise seeing how well things are going!!!

Managing a Pure Vanilla is VERY easy, so I won't say much about that. Managing a Lychee Dragon, though, is a whole other story. They're quite mischievous and will try to stir up trouble. Mostly lighthearted, if they like you enough! They also have the ability to befriend any and every cookie they come across, though sometimes it's unclear whether it's a genuine friendship or a magic-influenced one...

[eightmakesonebraincell]

(For context, I'm the one whose brain has an automatic defence against Yeosang angst and also happens to be Australian)

Could I maybe be your aussie anon? 👉👈

we're besties now i make the rules

[xplrvibes]

i will forgive their tardiness with Beechworth on the theory they needed to push this one bc of the merch. I’ll give them that.

but the next one boys… the N E X T one… don’t make me unless my kangaroo… he’s armed with boomerangs’ and a dingo side-kick.

- aussie anon

(oh just look at colbys face the entire video and whatever low battery you’re experiencing within your soul will be fully charged… if i could gif, i would gif colbys expression at 52:12 and use it in corporate enails)

@ samandcolby: Take note, cause a boomerang wielding kangaroo does not sound fun for the whole family 😅.

Ok, I just pulled the video up and skipped to 52:12, and yep. Next time someone hits me with something stupid in an email, they aren't getting words; they're getting one of these:

[twisted-wonderland-but-gayer]

Aussie anon.

I know outback steakhouse is an American thing, but the bushies they sell are to die for! Food truck!yuu sells them to jade special if they don't sell otherwise

Oh my god yes. He goes by to buy a grilled sheese to annoy Azul again and Yuus like, "Oh there you are, I got something special just for you!" Jade is handed some bushies and a grilled mushroom skewer and has a serene smile on his face while internally he's just

[monstersandmaw]

Ghostiiii help :c it’s 8pm and it’s still 30 degrees 😫 im melting! -🇦🇺

Nooo that sounds awful!!!! You poor thing!!

I remember from our summer heatwaves last year when I just sat at my desk with a wet tea towel over my shoulders and a fan on full blast, wilting like an overripe leaf of spinach and waiting for it to cool down enough to sleep, and that was only for a few weeks at a time! My wibbly heart goes out to you.

I hope you’re able to find a way to feel cool soon, dear Aussie Anon! Take care of yourself

[softsan]

Hehe, if you do have dyslexia we got another thing in common - Aussie anon 💚

(I am a demigod confirmed hehe)

Omg, we can be demigod besties yess 💚

[typinggently]

Hi, it’s Aussie anon again; just letting you know that Feral Bruce lives rent-free in my brain and I wouldn’t have it any other way. He’s a hero to our generation.

Also the fact that half of the criminal scene of Gotham (probably the world if we’re honest) just collectively simp for Feral Bruce. It’s so iconic. I imagine Arkham and Blackgate Prison Guards hear so much about Batman that way haha

Hello, dearest!!! It’s nice to hear from you again 😊❤️

Firstly - I’m glad we share that fate since this man has permanent residence in my head as well.

And regarding Arkham & Blackgate - I didn’t even consider that but you are SO right. There is so much to that concept, I could scream.

For one - you kind of expect inmates gossiping about that kind of thing, so I guess the guards kind of know that they’ll hear some shit but. I mean. They probably expect Ivy or Catwoman to star in those weirdly detailed fantasies, not The Bat. And besides - those are definitely fantasies. Right? The guards probably don’t all meet him, but some of them most definitely have encountered Batman before and - I mean. He’s not exactly prancing around in a leaf-bodysuit.

It’s just so unlikely?! What is it with all these criminals being so hot for this guy???!

And, the other way around? Imagine a guard who’s new to Gotham who hears all this talk before meeting Batman? And he’s out here stuttering and flushing like an idiot because he can’t look at this creature melted into the shadows and not remember all the nasty shit he’s overheard in the last few weeks.

Btw. I definitely feel like Croc and Harvey for example are perfect gentlemen and won’t utter a word. No need to brag. So how does all this talk even happen? The underground truly is filled with simps for the Bat and he hasn’t even fucked that many of them. It’s just. He’s just got these vibes?!

(And tbh, the guys probably DO talk now and then, even if it’s just some stuff to shut the uneducated masses up who think they can gossip about Bruce. So in general we have a steamy-hot mess of real facts and fantasy)

You know, all of this had me listening to Lil Kim’s “How many Licks” on repeat. You know, that second verse?! Kim got your dick hard, startin' fights in the yard. You bet Batman is one of the top reasons fights between inmates break out and it’s not for the reason you’d expect 😔 thirsty ass criminals 👅💦

[askyancy]

yancy!!! happy birthday, man! i’ve missed you! how’s it going? i saw you’re making costumes and things, that’s cool! we don’t really do halloween in australia which is sad, so i think i’ll spend the evening visiting you!

lots of love - aussie anon

Heeey! Glad youse could swing by! Miss youse too!  Dats real sad youse aint got Halloween over theres, youse should make costumes with us, have some candy n all dat!  Just cos youses place aint do it dont mean youse cant ya know?