#aussieproblems

[elmuvahva]

So at my old primary school we had a side gate and if you didn't have a side gate at your school you're weird. and probably American. so during magpie season (that is what we like to call spring) legit like half of the school got cut off becuase of the fvcking magpies because they swooped down at the kids like those demented flying monkeys from the wizard of oz.

[technicolouredbutterflies]

Can’t someone just find me a decent left wing tradie with a heart of gold, tongue of spikes, and hands like a cheese grater? 

[aussiewtffyw]

get a grip australia

About two years ago everyone at school was just chilling, not listening to the teacher like any other day.

Then the school goes into lockdown.

Us students hiding in the gym like cowards

Not because of a fire

Not because of a storm

But because of an intruder

A fucking kangaroo send our high school into lockdown while the adults try herding it out.

[aussiewtffyw]

Some of you never had a car accident with kangaroos and it shows

[helheimraptor]

It’s winter in australia and I got sunburnt... IT’S WINTER! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?! 

[aussieaccents-holyfck-blog]

Ten bucks says he just mumbled a fuck you too.

[aussieaccents-holyfck-blog]

My Dad just texted me this, how Aussie can ya get

[aussieaccents-holyfck-blog]

Canadian Mums

Mum: what are you learning in chemistry right now?

Me: Ions and stuff

Mum: Irons?

Me: No, ions not ions (irons)

Mum: ... you just ... said the same thing

Me: why would I be learning about ions (iron) in chemistry

Mum: ...

Me: ...