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peopel: there are needles in the strawberries??? we must throw out all the strawberries!!!

me, laughing maniacally, hunching over the local coles' bin, strawberry juce and blood trickling out my mouth: u fucjing fools

#y are we throwing away so much perfectly good food #they just come with a suprise skewer #im universe brain and ur all incels #australian shit

how's it feel being in the past history boy

#2025 #pyraposting #Australian shit

reaching that end of the year in australia where pants in bed are no longer a viable option. you think your legs will get cold? it is 20 degrees, your legs will be fine.

#australia #australian shit #why the fuck is it so hot #what i’d give for a white christmas mate

i feel like a large part of being aussie is making peace-pacts with the freaky spiders in your house during the warmer months; they'll eat mosquitos and flies, and, in return, i'll leave them tf alone

#spiders really do be paying their rent in the warm weather here #like spiders will always freak me a little bit out.... but i am grateful #as long as they're not funnel-webs or redbacks they can chill ily little guys #txt.post #australian shit