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Good news! I've been let inside the Condor.

Bad news, I'm locked inside the Condor guest bedroom.

I'm sorry, what? You said Eli....slings slugs? Like....he just picks up the slimy little things on my mama's patio and...YEET?

Pffft okay

That's the funniest thing I've seen all day. Thank you Anon. You have voiced the same thoughts going through my head when I heard this too.

No apparently. He does not just yeet your average garden variety slug.

These things are special, and as unique as crystals can be.

He had one that I saw sneeze fire the other day.

Sneeze FIRE!

Those slugs are no joke.

I am lucky and have followers who double as spies.

Time to cause problems >:3 on purpose.

And by that I mean follow these people around and be as annoying as possible.

\*slides a lockpick in through a gap in the door*

Hmm, this is either a test and I shouldn't use it as a show of faith...or I am very luck and have followers who double as spies.

Hmm

SLINGS FI--?! Omw to buy Eli a fire extinguisher for Christmas. While I'm at the store, do you want anything? 👁👁

A sandwich would be nice.

And a drink?

I may have not thought through sitting out on a roof for a couple days.

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