Skyknight of Xerxes

ask blog for an AU version of the Dark Ace. ask me anything. Austry Event will last till the end of the year.

[not-the-dark-ace]

Squadron log: I caved...

Aerrow is my squire now

And the rest of his friends are apprenticing under my team.

His mother is going to kill me.

[not-the-dark-ace]

If it's a fish smell, boil citrus peel and put the concoction in a spray bottle. That should do... something about it. You'll either end up smelling like a restaurant or a lemon orchard. I think.

Its...a little fishey?

Huh... maybe Stork was right

[not-the-dark-ace]

Squadron log:

Sorry for the radio silence, we've been dealing with losing the condor and trying to get it back from the stomach of a leviathan.

It smells so bad in here now.

Does anyone know a good what to remove... whatever you call this smell from upholstery?

[austrydieder]

HI!

Names Austry.

For those who don't know me, HI, nice to meet you. I'm that talon that hands the Dark Ace the crystal in episode one of storm hawks and then is never seen or heard from again.

For those who do know me, good to see you. You know the drill. Ask me anything, any au version. We're all here.

Including Xander's intruder. Hi Xander! From the Knight of Xerxxes blog.

I accidently put a poll on this, and I can't make it go away. whoops. uh, did you know about me before this post?

yes

no

Voting ended onJan 18, 2024

Let's have some fun!

I'm open to any and all questions. There may be pictures for some answers if I can figure out how to add those.

[not-the-dark-ace]

No.

No, I don't like this.

There's more of you?!

[not-the-dark-ace]

You didn't feed that Talon, did you? Once you feed them they'll just keep coming back more and more frequently until suddenly they've moved in and you can't get rid of them. That's your Talon now - ☀️

I didn't feed him but someone did because he's still FUCKING HERE! I just got my account back is all.

How do I get rid of this clingy bastard?!

Send help.

[not-the-dark-ace]

Squadron log:

I finally got control of my account back. Damn sneak thief talon changed all my passwords.

[not-the-dark-ace]

Update

I have successfully been annoying to three people. Miya and Stork have threatened bodily harm, and Eli laughed.

[not-the-dark-ace]

What shall you do with the lockpick, friend? 👀

(No I didn't slide it under the door, am just curious abt the shenanigans that'll ensue)

Be a neucance >:3

Pay back for leaving me to cook on that metal roof of their's.

I mean really, is that how you treat a guest?

[not-the-dark-ace]

I am lucky and have followers who double as spies.

Time to cause problems >:3 on purpose.

And by that I mean follow these people around and be as annoying as possible.

[not-the-dark-ace]

\*slides a lockpick in through a gap in the door*

Hmm, this is either a test and I shouldn't use it as a show of faith...or I am very luck and have followers who double as spies.

Hmm

[not-the-dark-ace]

Good news! I've been let inside the Condor.

Bad news, I'm locked inside the Condor guest bedroom.

[not-the-dark-ace]

I could not let this remain hidden in the tags 🤣

Please let me out. I'm a nice talon, I swear.

[not-the-dark-ace]

Good news! I've been let inside the Condor.

Bad news, I'm locked inside the Condor guest bedroom.

[not-the-dark-ace]

Raincheck sounds good.

So....what else have you learned about the team? 👀

~Jay

Oh, you know, this that and the other

Grunner is actually very scary. He's big and grumpy but also nice? He left an umbrella up here so I dont have to worry as much about weather and the sun. I think hes figured out I mean no harm. Otherwise I'm pretty sure I'd have been yeeted by now.

[not-the-dark-ace]

What've you learned about the team so far?

A fair few things actually.

Xander is a klutz, big time. He and Eli have known eachother since they were 16. Apparently Xander fell down a lava tube and ended up in some place called slugterra.

Deo ran away from her pride after her sister died, don't know all the details yet.

Miya was adopted by some eccentric rich dude that may or may not be married to Arygyn the skeeler, the famous warrior trainer.

Storks got a body count, I swear.

Theres a bunch if kids that really want on the team but Xander wont let them and they're especially not allowed now because I'm here.

Hmm I think theres more, maybe later though shits going on.

[not-the-dark-ace]

Heya Austry! Am back from the store. They were out of fire extinguishers for some reason. But here's a water and a sammich. Hope you like turkey.

Anyway, how has your day been? Aside from camping on a roof, I mean.

-Jay

Oh sweet! Appreciate the food.

I...cannot pay you back at the moment. Flightsuit have no pockets.

Rain check?

I'm alright. Getting a little toasted up here but I'll live. Learning a lot about the team. Still haven't figured out why I'm drawn here though.

[not-the-dark-ace]

*sneezes

Sneezes fire. Brain went brr.

Name's Jay, by the way, hello.

Hello! Nice to meet you Jay!

[not-the-dark-ace]

SLINGS FI--?! Omw to buy Eli a fire extinguisher for Christmas. While I'm at the store, do you want anything? 👁👁

A sandwich would be nice.

And a drink?

I may have not thought through sitting out on a roof for a couple days.