#author screaming

[yostresswritinggirl]

GUYS

GUYS

I FINALLY DID IT

I'm

I finally came out to my boyfriend 👉👈

... that I write fanfics wodnlsnslxns I've been hiding it from him for a long time ever since I started picking up fandoms again, it went better than I expected! I'm so relieved and so happy, you have no idea *gross sobs*

Exiled: Thank you for accepting me

Boyfriend: Of course I will, you don't have anything to be ashamed of in your craft, you're my one and only, and I love the things you do

Exiled: *fuckin dies*

I haven't given him my url but he knows the stuff I post. He knows I talk about him here, so questions for him wouldn't be awkward now skdbwlsnsk

[yostresswritinggirl]

*Drops anti-horny elixir and slinks back into the shadows* I have no words for the cursed things I have witnessed this time. You guys are a hop, skip, and a jump away from simping for plants. - Childe kin anon

*dropkicks anti horny elixir back into the shadows* KIN, WE'RE CALLED

THE LAND OF THE EXILED FOR A DAMN GOOD REASON

ALSO YOU REALLY THINK I HAVEN'T SIMPED FOR. PLANTS?! I'M A PROUD FLORIST BITCH, I INHALE ALL PLANTS AND FLORAL BS, I HUG TREES, I KISS TREES, MY BOYFRIEND IS NAMED CACTUS-

*clears throat* Hey bitch come back here, I know you're hiding shit too!

[yostresswritinggirl]

QUICK

So uh anyways, can you listen to this song and tell me which character this applies to the most? This is uhhh market research, nothing to worry about eheh

[yostresswritinggirl]

I'm going to assume that "aka yostresswritinggirl's stalker account" is your side blog (if it isn't, I look like such an idiot) but holy shit, the mini heart attack I got when I saw you. I really enjoy your work so it was a bit of whiplash for me lol. I hope it's alright that I send an ask here since I can't on your side haha. But to answer your question, it's not angst if I read fast enough to hit that happy ending

Don't mind my main account, I'm just too stupid to not know how tumblr works before, you did right coming here!

NO PLEASE, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ME SAYING THOSE! I REMEMBER BINGING YOUR WHOLE MASTERLIST BEFORE I STARTED WRITING, YOU'RE ONE OF MY INSPIRATIONS AND I'VE JUST NOW REALIZED I WASN'T FOLLOWING, FINDING YOUR PROFILE AGAIN WAS A BIG TRUCK OF NOSTALGIA- thank you so much for everything 👉👈

ALSO AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH FAIR

If you haven't seen Penguin's blog, I'm rioting, go check now

[yostresswritinggirl]

*slams fist on table* UR WRITING SO FUCKING GOOD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*startled into waking up* Huh oh anon what fic did you come from- I MEAN THANK YOU SO MUCH?! AAAAAA

[yostresswritinggirl]

AAAAAA CONGRATS U DESERVE IT SM

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tl;dr thank you so much! I will now proceed to break down.

[yostresswritinggirl]

I ACCIDENTALLY POSTED MY DRAFT WTF