#author: breenwolf

[stilessourwolf]

Author: breenwolf

Rating: PG13

Summary: Stiles gets a job at McDonald's.

Words: 5927

Status: complete

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Sheriff Stilinski, Allison Argent, Scott McCall, Lydia Martin, Isaac Lahey, Vernon Boyd Additional Tags: general ridiculousness Summary:

Stiles gets a job at McDonald's.

[teenwolfrec]

i wanna break you down (brick by brick) (Derek/Stiles, NC-17)

i wanna break you down (brick by brick) by breenwolf  

The story of two assholes who wait until they're thousands of miles apart to get their shit together.

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This just in: Werewolves, Stupidest Supernatural Creature of All Time. Ever.

You Saw Me Standing Alone (part of the Blue Moon series) by breenwolf

[stilessourwolf]

Author: breenwolf

Rating: NC17

Summary: A pack of alpha werewolves is burning a war path through Beacon Hills; Stiles shouldn’t have the luxury of trying to get laid. 

Words: 43947

Status: complete

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“Stiles, this will heal you,” Derek says carefully. Just like that, he has all of Stiles’s attention. “Yeah? Then let’s do this!” Stiles says, and Derek shakes his head. “But it’s going to… have some side effects.” Stiles is pretty sure he’s seen this in a porn once.

You Saw Me Standing Alone (part of the Blue Moon series) by breenwolf

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“Why haven’t you cleaned it yet?” Derek snaps. “Because you guys told me not to touch it!” Stiles hisses and Derek lets out an incredlous noise. “And it hurts like a bitch, so, you know. Heal me up and be on your way already.” “Stiles, that’s not what we meant when we said don’t touch it. Clean that thing up— now.” “You’re kidding,” Stiles deadpans. “You have to be kidding me. You can’t just— you can’t just say don’t touch it if you mean touch it. In what world does that make sense or—” “Go!“

You Saw Me Standing Alone (part of the Blue Moon series) by breenwolf