#authorhumor

[melissacumminsauthor]

Saw someone say they only read faith-filled books, and I immediately wondered if her screaming out, "Oh, God!" counts 🤔

[cawolters]

Me: *wants to share every word I’ve ever written and get extensive and thorough feedback instantly*

Me: *doesn’t want to spoil the book*

[authorindrafrost]

It's a sad truth...#sorrynotsorry #authorsofinstagram #authorhumor #writersofinstagram #writerhumor #writer #writers #authorlife #writerlife #reader https://www.instagram.com/p/B1oLswNA-Sf/?igshid=1cyyr6a6zbj9

[cawolters]

My two writing moods

1) I suck. Everything I write is garbage meant to be destroyed in the void of hell

2) ‘now I’m not one to brag but it’s pretty great’ she bragged braggingly

[cawolters]

Me, when I open Instagram that’s the only social media that doesn’t have a dark mode:

[cawolters]

Reading your internet friends’ smut like:

[cawolters]

Do you know that feeling of booting up Netflix because you wanna just relax and be a potato but then find out that none of the films or series speak to you because all you want to watch is a movie adaptation of your own book?

[cawolters]

Writer problem #06

Me at four O’clock in the morning: oh this. This is some good shit man.

Me, the next day: