#auxphonos

[jasper-pagan-witch]

Trick or treat! 🎃💕

Happy Halloween! You got:

Treat!

Wanna use baneful stuff from the kitchen? Here are a few ideas from my own!

Liquids:

hot sauce (spices up your food, sets your enemies aflame)

non-diet sodas (rots your teeth, rots your enemies)

vinegar (pickling? pickling)

Plants:

basil (basil secretly wants to fuck people up)

black pepper (everyone loves some black pepper)

garlic (protection from fleas and people you hate)

onion (I trust that everyone here knows what happens when you chop onions)

Other Tools:

salt (dehydrate a bitch)

stove, oven, and microwave (once again, set your enemies aflame)

Hope this was fun to read! I'm sure my future platonic husband @alabaster-the-crow has stuff to add here.

~Jasper

[glitterandmoondustofficial]

:< how did I miss that your cat has a heart on its nose. That's so freaking adorable.

Hahaha yeah he’s my heart nose baby. It’s been a long while since I’ve posted him. His personality is sweet but gets overstimulated easily so he bite. He loves cuddles though.

[glitterandmoondustofficial]

Having followed you forever and not yet read any of your fics (adhd sucks) but know of the penchant for reblogging delicious foods -because they make me drool every freakin' time - out of curiosity, do your fics have wonderful food descriptions or fun scenes or pivotal moments that involve any delicious food? <3 also now craving pastries, ty.

LOL we have been mutuals forever omg.

But yes! Food is important to Ruby (main character) because she has food trauma actually just a lot of trauma in general so as she starts to heal and grow she eats and savors food more. Because of this she becomes a healthy weight and her skin is brighter and firmer. I have multiple scenes throughout my (very long) fic of her being happy about and because of food.

Also you should get pastries