#ava house

[juliahouse]

Why We Should Get a Cat

@misanthropemd @dr-avahouse @pleasedontdomedicalmalpractice

Ava, Jimmy, Dad, just hear me out alr?

So, of course, we should get a cat for the following reasons:

Cats are the best

They are quiet

They are cuddly

They understand boundaries

they arent idiots

And for the questions:

Who will pay for it? Jimmy will.

Who will take care of it? I will! Just because I crashed a car doesn't mean I can't take care of a pet!

DONE

im thinking maybe an orange cat... or a russian blue.. or a black and white one... ORRR WE CAN GET A RAGDOLL CAT!

[misanthropemd]

Everyone's a mess. Julia is alone at the bar, Chase and Foreman are getting together, you and uncle Wilson are gay.

I'm just here enjoying my food and watching on your tv. Thanks, Dad.

Julia is no longer at a bar on her own. She is in the car and she will be having a very unpleasant conversation with myself and Wilson when we get home. Cuddy will be alerted that if she is seen on hospital property that I am to be paged immediately. Her teachers will be made aware that if she doesn't show up to class I am to be notified. Enjoy your pasta.

[drgreghousemd]

How do u feel about ur daughter dating Chase

It’s a little weird because Chase uses me in place of his father figure but other than that I couldn’t care less

However it is a tragedy that Ava decided to date an Aussie. I tried to talk her out of it😢😢😢

[queendean-lisa]

Can I borrow a patient for... experimental purposes?

-Ava House.

That sounds…suspicious. What experiments?

[juliahouse]

w/ @dr-avahouse <3

photo taken by @misanthropemd

[misanthropemd]

been curious for a really long time about this: whos the most affectionate kid?

I've accidentally made the most emotionally unavailable children possible.

But Julia gets really cuddly when she's tired and Ava practically falls down memory lane when she's drunk....

[misanthropemd]

At least we agree. We don't like each other.

[intothemystic-moon]